A Firm Hand

Until The Thin Man brought this to my attention, I’d been blissfully unaware of the cat paddling phenomenon.

Apparently, it’s become a thing. 

More.

Comments

[Mary Jackson]

I tried that with mine and she bit me.

[David]

Well, clearly, you weren’t doing it properly. Maybe it’s a being-in-heat thing. Or perhaps the sex of the spanker and spankee is relevant. I’m really not up to speed on the finer points of these things.

[John D]

Oh dear god, it's come to this. What next - fart jokes? ;D

[David]

If memory serves, there are a couple of quite effective fart jokes buried somewhere in the ephemera archives. I like to think of this place as a heady mix of the cerebral and intestinal.

[Perry de Havilland]

Oh that is hilarious! Cat bongos!