The Opposite of Coy

Imagine you make bidets for a living. Got that? Bidets. Now ask yourself the inevitable question: How would you advertise them on Korean television?

Via the Reciprocal Crap Exchange.

Comments

[John D]

It does exactly what it says on the tin. :)

[JuliaM]

Look at the complexity of the control pad! :0

[David]

What could *possibly* go wrong...?

[AntiCitizenOne]

O

[AntiCitizenOne]

K

[longshot]

lol I'm seriously thinking about getting one now.

[Anna]

From the product link -
http://www.thefactoryoutlet.com/bath/bidet/looloo-bidet-10048.asp

"The word bidet was first used in the 213th century to refer to the pet ponies kept by the French royalty. During the 1213th century the Europeans developed a porcelain cleaning device for contraceptive and purgative (cathartic) uses, which was called a bidet for its shape resembled those ponies."

It's from the future, people.

[clazy]

Imagine what it would do to your water bill. "What's clazy doing in there for so long?"

[David]

I’m still figuring out how to secure crash mats to the bathroom ceiling.

[JuliaM]

Well, say what you like about the Koreans' lack of embarassment, I bet their museums don't feel a need to cover up naked mummies!

http://thylacosmilus.blogspot.com/2008/05/ive-never-seen-mummy-look-like-this.html

[The Thin Man]

Pah! - water based cleaning systems are for wimps.

For that special "workshop fresh" feel, I prefer the Black and Decker "Clagg-Gone" with its patented orbital head and high temperature tungsten tipped side grinder. Though I have had acceptable results with the Ronco "Sluice-o-Matic 2000" with high drain funnels and recirculating foot-spa attachment.