Friday Ephemera

Egg zeppelin. // How to destroy a Creme Egg. // Putrefaction diet promotes “emotional wellbeing.” (h/t, Freeborn John) // Definition of dumbass. // Death by bacon. // Beer cans. // Rainbow roses. // Maureen and Noreene. // Why chillies are hot. // Spider-Man brings orange juice just in the nick of time. (h/t, Dr Westerhaus) // The perils of brain surgery. // Supermarkets of yore. (h/t, Coudal) // “Thought to have merit.” // Artists and capitalism. // I fear we missed International Talk Like William Shatner Day. // “The doula said my clitoris was pulsating.” // And, via The Thin Man, it’s Mr Jeff Beal.

Comments

[James S]

Re putrefaction diet:

"It took me a long time to try high meat because I was scared," John says. "It does stink like hell and it tastes like an aged raw cheese. The first time I tried it I had to chase it down with a glass of mineral water and I did have a couple of days detoxing, with a bit of diarrhoea... I've heard of a couple of people with parasites from it, but I've been doing it for seven years and I haven't died yet."

One for the Darwin Awards.

[Amos]

I'd rather have the bacon explosion.

[Anna]

The music from Rome! Brilliant show. So many memories…

"I was at an orgy, mother."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86ui4h0lYqg

[David]

Yes, it was a good yarn. I based my life on Atia’s teachings.

[John D]

The "dumbass" clip is hilarious. But you DO know he's only stealing because he's oppressed and a victim of society?

[Spiny Norman]

Re: the Creme Egg clip.

Are those panties on the wall? Although I think one could deduce that Joseph and his "World's Most Tolerant Flatmates" are bachelors, that's a fairly obvious clue.

;O)