Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez has accused the United States of causing the devastating 7.0 magnitude earthquake in Haiti, which killed possibly 200,000 people. Chavez believes the U.S. was testing a tectonic weapon to produce eco-type devastations.
Blimey. One wonders how this revelation will go down among the Great Man’s admirers here in the UK.
But I’m confused. I thought only “The Jews” had such diabolical technology. As revealed in December 2007 when Hamas MP Ahmad Abu Halabiya informed Al-Aqsa TV that,
It is not impossible for the Jews to generate an artificial earthquake... in order to accomplish their goal of destroying the foundations of the Al-Aqsa Mosque.
Needless to say, The Guild of Evil™ has been conducting research of its own with this mobile apparatus.
Update: Not what it seems, it seems.