Friday Ephemera

If I buy one and you buy one, we could race them all day. (h/t, Peter Horne) // Sadly, I don’t yet have my own wine tasting cave. // A beginner’s guide to warp drive. // The three pound gummy worm. // Heart jellies. // Tentacle pie. // Transplanted hands. // Time travel, obviously. (h/t, TDK) // Extremity. // Staircases of note. // Female character flowchart. (h/t, Mr Eugenides) // Jimmy Olsen in a jam. // Irregular gears. // Tubeless toilet paper. // Swooning kittens. (h/t, Adam) // Hazardous but fun. // “He wanted a yin and yang symbol with some dragons, but was instead shocked to discover the 16-inch tattoo was of a penis.”

Comments

[WTP]

So it the gears guy being considered for a Turner Prize? No pun intended (no, really). Far more thought provoking than an unmade bed.

[JuliaM]

Those kittens are cute as anything. But are we sure no-one's just out of shot, zapping them with an invisible Taser?

[carbon based lifeform]

"Jimmy Olsen in a jam."

What the--? No really. What the f--?

[David]

“What the--?”

It’s a thing of wonder isn’t it? I’m assuming Superman is cooking up a hearty mescaline broth. Hence the jaunty hat.

[TDK]

The heads up for the Time traveller story should really go to Coyoyeblog

http://www.coyoteblog.com/coyote_blog/2010/10/i-hope-they-got-that-edith-keeler-thing-sorted-out.html

[Simen]

So how come the pies thrown at bees didn't qualify?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6nshKhqyqU

I'm slightly disappointed. Of course, the post already had the required pie-item...

I'll have to find something bacon-rageous for next time.

-S

[mlrosty]

Here's one.

http://kaching.tumblr.com/post/1425300341/scariest-morph-of-the-month-nixon-and-obama

[katya514]

And as of a couple of days ago, the black-and-white kitten in the video died from his syndrome-related health problems. Here's hoping things go better for his tabby sibling.

David, thanks for the Fiberglass Freaks link! (Full disclosure: FF is my husband's company. And our cars *are* a lot of fun. :))

[ftumch]

The gears were fascinating... I got square eyes.

[David]

Please do not laugh at “Mr” Ed Miliband…

http://order-order.com/2010/10/31/manifesto-called-for-housing-benefit-reform/

[ftumch]

The original Mr Ed wasn't funny, and this one is less so. So am not laughing.

[Peter MacFarlane]

Tubeless toilet paper!

Play-schools throughout the land have been dreading this news.

What next, no used egg cartons?