Perry de Havilland spies a whisper of presumption at a certain newspaper:
David Leigh thinks that broadband needs to be taxed to keep him in his job at the Guardian.
No, he’s not joking. After all, nobody loses money quite like the Guardian. You see, the left’s national newspaper is so good, and so necessary to the turning of the world, you must be forced to pay for it whether you read it or not. It’s what righteous people do. £100 million a year should just about cover it, according to Mr Leigh. Other Guardianistas have of course suggested similar measures.
And yes, it’s because they matter – sorry, care - so very, very much.