His guilt may be pretentious but it makes him better than us.
Because there’s no difference between microscopic bacteria and a nascent human being.
Because they know so much about the world.
Analyse like Laurie.
Dark forces at work.
At the hard edge of it.
I’ll just leave this one here, shall I?
Previous agonies in our series – from masculinity and bacon to McDonalds and the gender politics of Pac-Man - can be found here.