Time, I think, for another classic Guardian sentence. A headline, in fact:
The author of this latest ostentatious fretting session, Martin Robbins, is concerned by the “white and male race to conquer Mars.” The rest is pretty much what you’d imagine:
The first woman to be raped in space has probably already been born.
The only population on Mars that we know of is a handful of rovers, but no doubt we’ll start a war anyway, before dragging them into some form of slavery or oppression. It’s just what we do.
And so on, and so forth.