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October 06, 2009

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The Thin Man

My, whatever next?

Lesbian Ravioli?

Questioning Vapo-Rub?

Transgender Tyres?

David

Also available: Heineken – for women!

http://springwise.com/food_beverage/heinekens_new_brew_for_women/

Chris S

So what does this say about the wines quality? Is it so inferior that they can't market it to the general public.

Or is it like the emperors new clothes. This wine is so superior, that only a gay man can tell HOW superior.

It's not just good, it's GAY good.

Anna

"They say that the best sex is tumultuous like a storm cloud, and we're inclined to agree; this is the idea behind the creation of Antinoo. Through him we seek to commune with these dark ideas, both small and large that bring us, rushing headlong, to the end of the game."

I think I'll pass. Can I just have the guy on the trapeze?

klipper

"Look at the label, well-wrought, controlled, voluptuous… colossal."

Wow. Just... wow.

James S

They had me at the line about "one thousand marble statues".

David

I think it may be time for a saucy song about wine-tasting…

http://www.voilathelovers.com/audio/La%20Degustation.mp3

Via…

http://www.voilathelovers.com/

Simen Thoresen

Now that was a very nice track. Thank you.

-S

SG

That's some powerful gay.

David

Simen,

The albums are well worth investigating. See also this:

http://davidthompson.typepad.com/davidthompson/2007/03/irony_heartache.html

witwoud

Brilliant! A nephew of mine is gay, and I can never think of anything to give him for Christmas. This looks just the thing.

Mark G

Thats just embarrassing!

Shave the Forest

So it doesn't come in a box then?

Simen Thoresen

Thank you, David. Amazon is arranging for The Album to be shipped to me now.

-S

JuliaM

"So it doesn't come in a box then? "

Damn! That's another hour lost drying out my keyboard...

Barney

I wonder where ... um, how they recommend storing the bottle?

Rob

Will it be a few quid more expensive as well?

anon

What's wrong with wine for gay men?

David

There’s nothing “wrong” with it as such, beyond the bizarre premise and the ludicrous advertising. I’m sure it’ll become apparent whether there’s any great demand for wines aimed exclusively at gay men and marketed with torsos and florid cliché. But so far as I know gay men don’t have different taste buds, so I’m not sure what demand it hopes to meet. Unless the local off-license now has a heavy cruising scene and lots of punters in search of Roman tongue baths.

It’s rather like marketing “gay” detergent or “gay” toothpaste.

George

I recommend the article on comment is free on urolagnia - or women squirting - which segues nicely, more tea vicar? - into the syrupy rivulets above.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/oct/08/pornography-sexuality-censors-female-ejaculation

Let ejaculation no know bounds, I say.

Franklin

You know what you're getting for Christmas, of course.

David

It’d better be a postal order. Or gloves.

spiro

So, it's like Guinness, for wine drinkers. :-)

dog biscuit recipes

Thats just ridiculuos.

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