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Man Used Penis to Assault Female Police Officer.

A man who assaulted a female police officer with his penis has been fined. Marium Varinauskas, 28, tried to strike the officer on the head with his penis when she was called out to his flat,

but she got out of the way.

“The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck.”

Annella Cowan was told that the Lithuanian had now quit binge drinking because of the incident.