"What's an appropriate lair-warming gift? A gun rack? An ominous red countdown button?"
Personally, I prefer those hero-killing button & countdown timer sets. You know, "Automatic Shutdown" buttons that actually shoot whoever hits them, and countdown timers for doomsday weapons that are deliberately inaccurate, so as to fool others into thinking they have more time. Last I checked they had some good deals on them at Amazon.
Goodness gracious, about bloody time. Missed your awesome blogging and your Friday ephemera. How long does it take to wallpaper a pyramid lair? :-)
Posted by: Heike | September 22, 2010 at 22:06
Welcome back, hope the new lair's looking suitably innocent from the outside ;) .
Posted by: Mark | September 22, 2010 at 23:54
What's an appropriate lair-warming gift? A gun rack? An ominous red countdown button?
Posted by: Franklin | September 23, 2010 at 00:33
I've never been quite sure whether it's real or a very elaborate hoax, but you could always get him a Wovel: http://www.wovel.com/
Posted by: Ted S., Catskills, NY | September 23, 2010 at 02:13
'bout bloody time. :)
Posted by: mlrosty | September 23, 2010 at 13:40
"What's an appropriate lair-warming gift? A gun rack? An ominous red countdown button?"
Personally, I prefer those hero-killing button & countdown timer sets. You know, "Automatic Shutdown" buttons that actually shoot whoever hits them, and countdown timers for doomsday weapons that are deliberately inaccurate, so as to fool others into thinking they have more time. Last I checked they had some good deals on them at Amazon.
Posted by: Mark | September 23, 2010 at 21:46
“What’s an appropriate lair-warming gift?”
Lions, obviously. They’ll roam the ventilation system in search of interlopers.
Posted by: David | September 24, 2010 at 09:54
I thought the robotic scorpion was for that.
Posted by: Steve | September 24, 2010 at 18:31