Miracle breakthrough in spilled condiment relocation. // The brass knuckle tenderiser. (h/t, Chastity Darling) // A beard of toothpicks. // At last, a waterproof notepad. // Make your own chocolate Creme Eggs. (h/t, TDK) // Cloud wave. (h/t, Dr Westerhaus) // Can yours do this? // A house that looks like Hitler. // Starlings imitate hedgehog. // Artificial bird. // Bugs and mites up close. // The last word in infant fancy dress? // Bender hat. // A brief history of web browsers. // Comb jellies, butterflies and other beasts of the sea. // The Grand Canyon of Mars. // The sand is coming. // And I’m not entirely sure what’s happening here.
"Miracle breakthrough in spilled condiment relocation."
?? That's got to be a special non-stick worktop. But.... why? WHY?
Posted by: Sam | April 01, 2011 at 07:35
Miracle breakthrough in spilled condiment relocation
But does it work on new white shirts?
Posted by: Anna | April 01, 2011 at 07:55
And I'm not entirely sure what's happening here.
The boy on the right can't find his sock, obviously. :)
Posted by: Anna | April 01, 2011 at 08:02
“But.... why? WHY?”
I think you’re missing the diabolical genius of it. Instead of simply wiping up your spilled ketchup or mayonnaise, say with a paper towel, you can now sneak it into the neighbours’ house and deposit the incriminating sticky blob – perfectly intact - on their kitchen surface or expensive couch. If you want to get next door’s kids into trouble - or the husband or the dog - it’s the perfect tool.
Posted by: David | April 01, 2011 at 08:16
or the dog.
A high-tech pooper scoop?
Posted by: Anna | April 01, 2011 at 08:24
The last one is Sarkosy and Cameron planning the Lybyan kinetic wossname.
Posted by: Kevin B | April 01, 2011 at 13:57
"Miracle breakthrough in spilled condiment relocation."
But does it work on tell-tale nuclear waste?
Posted by: WTP | April 01, 2011 at 16:03
Just a small correction; "Rite in the Rain" paper has been available since the 1920's; it's more typically designed for outdoors use rather than the shower though. http://riteintherain.com/
Posted by: TimP | April 04, 2011 at 02:47
Can yours do this?
I like the idea that the readers of your blog all own monster trucks.
Posted by: Ralph | April 04, 2011 at 08:33
TimP,
Thanks for that.
Ralph,
“I like the idea that the readers of your blog all own monster trucks.”
Hey, I can’t prove otherwise.
But one day I’ll figure out just who the hell you people are.
Posted by: David | April 04, 2011 at 08:46