Friday Ephemera

“Social interactions determine the garments’ level of transparency, creating a sensual play of disclosure.” // Spinge. // Sushi-making robot. // Why old books smell. // Yes, it exists: bacon on a stick. // Ace on the Patriarchy: “Straight men have never discussed Oprah’s weight fluctuations. Women do.” // How to pop a balloon. // Miracle breakthrough in pizza crust technology. // How do you make a car crash very, very boring? Call it art. // Brand evolution. // Bits of Bond. // Double-barrel marshmallow gun. // Occupy: “Fuck the bourgeoisie.” // Green projects bomb; taxpayer shafted. // Inflatable water parks. // Caine’s arcade.