Agonies of the Left: Oh, Bitter Tears

In sport you can only dominate your opponents, sometimes and only briefly. Leftism offers the promise of dominating everyone. 

You know, that sort of person. 

Capitalist Psy-Ops. She used to be funny, now people just laugh at her. 

People with more money than you are fiends. 

Unlike lovely socialists.

They made you fat. Because they’re evil. 

Put down the cake they made you buy and decapitalize your mind. 

What’s a leftwing narcissist to do? See also this. 

The perfect accessory for the passive-aggressive. “How dare you arrest me? I have a child in tow!” 

Consciousness raising. 

Thought crime. 

A point of work being to avoid destitution. See also this. 

New agony discovered. Hurrah. 

We are like North Korea.

Laurie embraces the market. 

If in doubt.

Part 8 in an ongoing series. Do please keep them coming. We have so much to learn.

 

Update:

Welcome, Instapundit readers. Our full catalogue of agonies can be found via the links below.

Parts 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.  

Think of it as a sociological collage of the left and its fretting, or a psychological profile. Or a warning to your children.

For newcomers, the reheated series should give you a flavour of what else goes on here.

I don’t know about you, but I could use a drink.