Brian and Grace would like to tell you about the Minna Limon (pronounced Limone, as in Simone).
“It has a really strong vibration and I appreciate that.”
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The jelly demonstration convinced me.
Posted by: Anna | July 20, 2013 at 10:35
The jelly demonstration convinced me.
The impressive jelly-wobbling is due to the “unprecedented strength” of Limon’s “unique Rumble Motor Technology.” As satisfied customer Linda A says, “It’s crazy how strong it is!”
Posted by: David | July 20, 2013 at 10:42
Where's the model catering for men......with a base to prevent inadvertent..... 'loss'...?
We have feeling too.....
Posted by: jones | July 20, 2013 at 11:02
And it looks like you can use it to mix drinks too.
Posted by: rjmadden | July 20, 2013 at 13:26
Would make a great bath toy.
Posted by: Lovegoats | July 20, 2013 at 14:00
Kindly resist objectifying our Grace as an "it", rjmadden. Note how Lovegoats avoids such pronouns, thus ramming home such instruments with a more satisfying intensity.
Posted by: JHo | July 20, 2013 at 15:41
Jones has identified the awful risk of tort liability the folks at "Minna" are facing. The Limon needs some sort of retrieval leash.
Also I can't help noticing that the Limon looks a little like the head of a giant spermatozoa.
Putting on my Penny-Glasses, I must conclude that it is a very subtle expression of the Capitalistic Patriarchy's zealous campaign to inflict hetero-normative pleasure upon the unsuspecting. Like our representative same-sex couple who think they've been having a good time!!
Posted by: T.K. Tortch | July 20, 2013 at 16:07
Putting on my Penny-Glasses…
I may have to borrow that one.
Posted by: David | July 20, 2013 at 16:12
I may have to borrow that one.
Yours to deploy at will, interest-free.
Posted by: T.K. Tortch | July 20, 2013 at 19:46
(Remember, if you'd like to surprise someone, you can easily contribute anonymously! And Limon will arrive in discreet, unmarked packaging so you don't have to worry about ruining the surprise when it arrives.)
Whom should we surprise by having one of these show up at their workplace? :-)
Posted by: Ted S., Catskill Mtns., NY, USA | July 20, 2013 at 20:12
I picture the LaurieGoggles™ looking something like this, only bulkier and much less practical. The huge corrective lenses would rotate reality through either 90 or 180 degrees, until it appears to comply with even the most demented leftwing bloviating. What the wearer sees would of course be rendered in stark black and white, with a reflection of themselves magnified enormously in the centre of the image. Also, and for no reason whatsoever, the LaurieGoggles™ would emit a continual, rather aggravating, high-pitched whine.
Posted by: David | July 20, 2013 at 20:16
a continual, rather aggravating, high-pitched whine.
Oh gawwwwd. Shoot me now!
Posted by: Spiny Norman | July 21, 2013 at 07:00
I'm given to understand there exists a desire, particularly among lesbians, that 'marital aids' should look less penile. They must be so pleased you can now store them in the fruit-bowl.
Posted by: lovegoats | July 21, 2013 at 11:32
I'm given to understand there exists a desire, particularly among lesbians, that 'marital aids' should look less penile.
I have actually heard this wistful "if only" desire expressed by an actual lesbian, and then seen another confirmed lesbian roll her eyes and express her fondness for rubber cocks, in great detail. It was very funny.
But see (LaurieGoggles™; active) that's how insidious Capitalist Patriarchal Heteronormative Pleasure is.
Posted by: T.K. Tortch | July 21, 2013 at 15:21
Also, and for no reason whatsoever, the LaurieGoggles™ would emit a continual, rather aggravating, high-pitched whine.
This so has to become a thing.
Posted by: Mags | July 21, 2013 at 16:41
I know I am not the brightest person around but when I saw the interesting lemon-like thing in the fruit bowl I wondered if I was about to be introduced to some fruit from the far east.
Well, I think I saw the fruits a few moments later...
Posted by: Watcher | July 21, 2013 at 20:13
Are Penny Glasses rose-tinted?
Posted by: ACTOldFart | July 22, 2013 at 00:18
The dude in the video is trying SO HARD not to look smug.
Posted by: Trimegistus | July 22, 2013 at 16:09
>Are Penny Glasses rose-tinted?
No, Two! orthogonal polarized lenses.
Posted by: AC1 | July 22, 2013 at 21:14
Another man made redundant. What a miserable thought.
Posted by: Nopasa | July 29, 2013 at 22:28