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Brian and Grace would like to tell you about the Minna Limon (pronounced Limone, as in Simone). 

“It has a really strong vibration and I appreciate that.”

Comments

[Anna]

The jelly demonstration convinced me.

[David]

The jelly demonstration convinced me.

The impressive jelly-wobbling is due to the “unprecedented strength” of Limon’s “unique Rumble Motor Technology.” As satisfied customer Linda A says, “It’s crazy how strong it is!”

[jones]

Where's the model catering for men......with a base to prevent inadvertent..... 'loss'...?

We have feeling too.....

[rjmadden]

And it looks like you can use it to mix drinks too.

[Lovegoats]

Would make a great bath toy.

[JHo]

Kindly resist objectifying our Grace as an "it", rjmadden. Note how Lovegoats avoids such pronouns, thus ramming home such instruments with a more satisfying intensity.

[T.K. Tortch]

Jones has identified the awful risk of tort liability the folks at "Minna" are facing. The Limon needs some sort of retrieval leash.

Also I can't help noticing that the Limon looks a little like the head of a giant spermatozoa.

Putting on my Penny-Glasses, I must conclude that it is a very subtle expression of the Capitalistic Patriarchy's zealous campaign to inflict hetero-normative pleasure upon the unsuspecting. Like our representative same-sex couple who think they've been having a good time!!

[David]

Putting on my Penny-Glasses…

I may have to borrow that one.

[T.K. Tortch]

I may have to borrow that one.

Yours to deploy at will, interest-free.

[Ted S., Catskill Mtns., NY, USA]

(Remember, if you'd like to surprise someone, you can easily contribute anonymously! And Limon will arrive in discreet, unmarked packaging so you don't have to worry about ruining the surprise when it arrives.)

Whom should we surprise by having one of these show up at their workplace? :-)

[David]

I picture the LaurieGoggles™ looking something like this, only bulkier and much less practical. The huge corrective lenses would rotate reality through either 90 or 180 degrees, until it appears to comply with even the most demented leftwing bloviating. What the wearer sees would of course be rendered in stark black and white, with a reflection of themselves magnified enormously in the centre of the image. Also, and for no reason whatsoever, the LaurieGoggles™ would emit a continual, rather aggravating, high-pitched whine.

[Spiny Norman]

a continual, rather aggravating, high-pitched whine.

Oh gawwwwd. Shoot me now!

[lovegoats]

I'm given to understand there exists a desire, particularly among lesbians, that 'marital aids' should look less penile. They must be so pleased you can now store them in the fruit-bowl.

[T.K. Tortch]

I'm given to understand there exists a desire, particularly among lesbians, that 'marital aids' should look less penile.

I have actually heard this wistful "if only" desire expressed by an actual lesbian, and then seen another confirmed lesbian roll her eyes and express her fondness for rubber cocks, in great detail. It was very funny.

But see (LaurieGoggles™; active) that's how insidious Capitalist Patriarchal Heteronormative Pleasure is.

[Mags]

Also, and for no reason whatsoever, the LaurieGoggles™ would emit a continual, rather aggravating, high-pitched whine.

This so has to become a thing.

[Watcher]

I know I am not the brightest person around but when I saw the interesting lemon-like thing in the fruit bowl I wondered if I was about to be introduced to some fruit from the far east.

Well, I think I saw the fruits a few moments later...

[ACTOldFart]

Are Penny Glasses rose-tinted?

[Trimegistus]

The dude in the video is trying SO HARD not to look smug.

[AC1]

>Are Penny Glasses rose-tinted?

No, Two! orthogonal polarized lenses.

[Nopasa]

Another man made redundant. What a miserable thought.