Brace yourselves, dear readers. Colette is positively trembling with feminist rage.
What, you ask, could make a person so upset, so swollen with indignation? I fear we need a trigger warning before you click below.
For God’s sake, no-one mention the existence of these things.
The full catalogue of agonies – from tennis and bacon to non-socialist poor people and the word “mum” - can be found here.