Friday Ephemera

Why animals aren’t round. // At last, a table for cats. // Dog barks at self barking at self. // Because you’ve always wanted bottled meat. // Bondage furniture looks uncomfortable. // First you must be burly. // Incoming objects. // Our astronauts will look fabulous. // 320° Licht. // Animated Liberians. // On handling bread. // Orson Welles’ sketchbook, 1955. // I didn’t know this was done freehand. // Westeros and other territories. // Texas storm. // 30 years of westerns condensed into an hour. // 75 years of Marvel. // Stinky candles. // Judgmental maps. (h/t, Paul Brady) // Just answer the question. // The view from inside various musical instruments. // And finally, take a moment to imagine the possibilities. 

Comments

[Ted S., Catskill Mtns., NY, USA]

What not to do with dynamite

[Sam]

Judgmental maps.

Gangs. Super Gangs. CANCER.

[Hal]

Bondage furniture looks uncomfortable.

Of course it's also already been done before with a turkey.

I didn’t know this was done freehand.

Oh, Just Shut Up, Greg, really. Just shut up. No Greg, really, just shut up. Greg. . . . . Is this what would occur if what I read of the Guardian commentary section involved a lot of relative boredom?

What not to do with dynamite

What not to do with exploding dynamite

[David]

Project Naptha allows you to copy and paste text from (almost) any image you browse.

And one for fans of a certain atomic monster from the East.

[Anna]

Why animals aren’t round.

Round vultures.

[Anna]

Round reindeer.

[Minnow]

Those cows look terribly depressed. Hardly surprising.

[rjmadden]

Because you’ve always wanted bottled meat.

One day all sausage will be sold that way.

[Kevin B]

"the cathedral-like beauty of the Gasometer"

A phrase I haven't come across since I stopped listening to Test Match Special.

[Mike]

I can tell right now you don't know shit about dynamite.

[ac1]

http://monsterhunternation.com/2014/04/24/an-explanation-about-the-hugo-awards-controversy/

[WTP]

Those cows look terribly depressed. Hardly surprising.

Cows have always looked depressed. I have never seen a happy cow in all my cross-country road trips. Give them a shout out and they are totally indifferent. We are actually being merciful by eating them. Same with fish.

[witwoud]

Cows aren't depressed, merely ruminative.

[Atempdog]

But squatting is such a righteous act.

[Dom]

The table for cats link gives me a 404.

[Hal]

The table for cats link gives me a 404.

It's also over Here.

[David]

Thanks, Hal. Link updated.

[dicentra]

Cows aren't depressed, merely ruminative.

You win the internet.

[ac1]

@Hal,
Wonder what will happen next...

http://www.theguardian.com/environment/video/2014/apr/30/rotting-dead-whale-verge-exploding-canada-video