Friday Ephemera
April 25, 2014
Why animals aren’t round. // At last, a table for cats. // Dog barks at self barking at self. // Because you’ve always wanted bottled meat. // Bondage furniture looks uncomfortable. // First you must be burly. // Incoming objects. // Our astronauts will look fabulous. // 320° Licht. // Animated Liberians. // On handling bread. // Orson Welles’ sketchbook, 1955. // I didn’t know this was done freehand. // Westeros and other territories. // Texas storm. // 30 years of westerns condensed into an hour. // 75 years of Marvel. // Stinky candles. // Judgmental maps. (h/t, Paul Brady) // Just answer the question. // The view from inside various musical instruments. // And finally, take a moment to imagine the possibilities.
What not to do with dynamite
Posted by: Ted S., Catskill Mtns., NY, USA | April 25, 2014 at 02:29
Judgmental maps.
Gangs. Super Gangs. CANCER.
Posted by: Sam | April 25, 2014 at 06:59
Bondage furniture looks uncomfortable.
Of course it's also already been done before with a turkey.
I didn’t know this was done freehand.
Oh, Just Shut Up, Greg, really. Just shut up. No Greg, really, just shut up. Greg. . . . . Is this what would occur if what I read of the Guardian commentary section involved a lot of relative boredom?
What not to do with dynamite
What not to do with exploding dynamite
Posted by: Hal | April 25, 2014 at 08:10
Project Naptha allows you to copy and paste text from (almost) any image you browse.
And one for fans of a certain atomic monster from the East.
Posted by: David | April 25, 2014 at 08:16
Why animals aren’t round.
Round vultures.
Posted by: Anna | April 25, 2014 at 08:35
Round reindeer.
Posted by: Anna | April 25, 2014 at 08:46
Those cows look terribly depressed. Hardly surprising.
Posted by: Minnow | April 25, 2014 at 09:23
Because you’ve always wanted bottled meat.
One day all sausage will be sold that way.
Posted by: rjmadden | April 25, 2014 at 11:15
"the cathedral-like beauty of the Gasometer"
A phrase I haven't come across since I stopped listening to Test Match Special.
Posted by: Kevin B | April 25, 2014 at 12:54
I can tell right now you don't know shit about dynamite.
Posted by: Mike | April 25, 2014 at 14:53
http://monsterhunternation.com/2014/04/24/an-explanation-about-the-hugo-awards-controversy/
Posted by: ac1 | April 25, 2014 at 15:02
Those cows look terribly depressed. Hardly surprising.
Cows have always looked depressed. I have never seen a happy cow in all my cross-country road trips. Give them a shout out and they are totally indifferent. We are actually being merciful by eating them. Same with fish.
Posted by: WTP | April 25, 2014 at 16:59
Cows aren't depressed, merely ruminative.
Posted by: witwoud | April 25, 2014 at 18:09
But squatting is such a righteous act.
Posted by: Atempdog | April 25, 2014 at 22:26
The table for cats link gives me a 404.
Posted by: Dom | April 26, 2014 at 02:16
The table for cats link gives me a 404.
It's also over Here.
Posted by: Hal | April 26, 2014 at 08:20
Thanks, Hal. Link updated.
Posted by: David | April 26, 2014 at 14:21
Cows aren't depressed, merely ruminative.
You win the internet.
Posted by: dicentra | April 27, 2014 at 06:03
@Hal,
Wonder what will happen next...
http://www.theguardian.com/environment/video/2014/apr/30/rotting-dead-whale-verge-exploding-canada-video
Posted by: ac1 | April 30, 2014 at 22:32