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June 27, 2014

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mojo

EnglishRussia site tries to run a Java app. Be careful out there.

mojo

Casting is everything: Paul Henreid as “Doctor Doom”

Excellent! Did he have the band play "Le Mayonnaise"?

sk60

Because casting is everything.

I want it to be real.

David

I want it to be real.

It’s a labour of love-slash-borderline-madness. The person responsible obviously had some time to kill. But I do like the idea of Elizabeth Montgomery facing off against Burgess Meredith. And of course this.

Anna

Erotic bouncy castle.

"for audiences to enjoy and experience while they contemplate the sexual subtext of carnivals."

Okaaay...

ACTOldFart

I like Norilsk. Its the world's first town built entirely out of Lego.

theophrastus

Teddylove and those Japanese android makers might consider cooperating:

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/05/07/poll-finds-1-in-5-people-would-have-sex-with-a-robot.html#

Steve 2: Steveageddon

I don't want to come over all Judge Judy and Executioner here, but:

Our product, Teddy Love, is a unique, discreet, and lovable adult Teddy Bear. Teddy has a robust, 10-speed motor housed in the muzzle. The result is a strong vibration in both the nose and tongue of the bear. The nose stimulates the clitoris and the tongue penetrates the vagina. The controls are located in Teddy’s ears for easy and convenient control. Teddy Love is versatile, unique, cuddly and pleasurable.

Every single woman who buys one of these deserves to be eaten by lions.

Same goes for men with fleshlights, fans of Japanese body pillows, and anybody who has ever willingly had sex with The Krankies.

Sex slave Teddy Ruxpin is what happens when a civilisation becomes degenerate on account of not enough people being devoured by magnificent big cats.

Fire up the Coliseum. We've got a lot of lioning to do.

David

And on that day lioning became a verb.

Nikw211

Have you ever seen someone walking through an airport, in a restaurant, or through a place of business, with a large adult toy visibly protruding from a handbag or briefcase?

Err … no. Zero times.

Is that like a thing?

Jacob

Erotic bouncy castle.

Can these be made to order? I'm asking for a friend.

Hal

Pizza.

My, My.

After the local festivities on Saturday, that and a 12 pack of coca-cola is going to be dinner, before I pass out and then do Sunday's festivities . . .

Wobbling whiskey glasses.

Clearly an important business accessory

Hal

Sex slave Teddy Ruxpin is what happens . . .

Did any of y'all ever read about the singing Milli Vanilli doll? You pull the chain and out comes the voice of Teddy Ruxpin.

dicentra

Have you ever seen someone walking through an airport, in a restaurant, or through a place of business, with a large adult toy visibly protruding from a handbag or briefcase?

No, but there's this.

David

Meanwhile, in other exploding toilet news:

Flushmate has received 304 reports of the product exploding, which has resulted in both property damage and 14 impact or laceration injuries.

Be careful out there, people.

theophrastus

304 reports with 2.3m units in operation = 0.13% reported failure rate. 14 injuries = 0.0000004% injury rate.

Am I on the autistic spectrum? Or do I need a better personal injury lawyer?

rjmadden

Be careful out there, people.

This blog is now my go-to place for exploding toilet news. Stay vigilant, David.

David

This blog is now my go-to place for exploding toilet news.

I can think of no higher praise.

Marilyn

Hello from Typepad!

Marilyn

Hello from Typepad (again!)

Bigland

It's my go-to place to view Marilyn's Hellos from Typepad.

David

Heh. Marilyn’s trying to fix a minor glitch with comment notifications, hence the test messages and temporary change of format.

Spiny Norman

I rather like this comment format, although I think the text indent is bit excessive.

dicentra

Suddenly all the web sites think my native language is French.

L'URL demandée est introuvable sur ce serveur for the 404 error.

I've been running into localized text both at home and at work. I wonder what happened?

John D

And of course this.

It's already better than the last Fantastic Four film.

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