Poltergeists and Martians also spared.
Hegemony, or at least someone’s windows, yeah?
She’s decided you can’t decide.
You are free to remain immobile.
I denounce the ableism.
Adorable feminist says clever things.
Well, unlike the other thing, it allows you to posture with little physical risk.
And so modest with it.
It’s an incantation. It summons tedious people.
He’s letting you know he’s smarter than you. See also this.
If there’s a tube strike and you can’t get home or get to work, and if you aren’t happy about this, chances are you’re a wanker.
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