Transporter Malfunction September 02, 2015 Just press your face down on the scanner. Via here, via Joan.
Well, at least it's not the other end...
Posted by: Criticas | September 02, 2015 at 15:53
Press your face down
or
preferably DON'T
Posted by: bilbaoboy | September 02, 2015 at 16:00
It's given me an idea for a dating website.
Posted by: sH2 | September 02, 2015 at 16:33
Is it just me, or does he look like a bog mummy?
Posted by: Spiny Norman | September 02, 2015 at 17:51
Looks like scanned face that they'd put over a model in a video game. Though slightly more terrifying.
Posted by: Mr. Saturn | September 02, 2015 at 18:33
Figure 3, "removal from the skull, frontal view" from the how-to manual, "Using the Human Face as a Mask" by Dr. H. Lecter.
Posted by: Shawn L. | September 02, 2015 at 20:39
“Using the Human Face as a Mask” by Dr. H. Lecter.
Which reminds me, the Hannibal finale is on tonight.
Posted by: David | September 02, 2015 at 20:54
Oh.
Hell.
No.
Posted by: dicentra | September 02, 2015 at 22:16
Yet another in the long list of the benefits mankind has reaped from technology.
Posted by: R. Sherman | September 03, 2015 at 02:56
"Just press your face down on the scanner."
No, it's not that simple. The scans that include the ears show that the face must be rolled in sync with the scanning LED array. You'd probably need help to do that correctly. An accomplice, if you will.
Posted by: Nate Whilk | September 03, 2015 at 04:27
Well, that fits my definition of "hideous."
Posted by: BeckoningChasm | September 03, 2015 at 06:01
Looks like Michael Moore at the point of orgasm.
Posted by: Dom | September 03, 2015 at 14:14
Looks like Michael Moore at the point of orgasm.
I really didn't need that mental image. Does anyone have some brain bleach I could borrow?
Posted by: Captain Nemo | September 03, 2015 at 16:36
Peter Jackson at the point of orgasm.
Posted by: svh | September 03, 2015 at 16:45
I’m beginning to wonder what kind of orgasms you people must be having.
Posted by: David | September 03, 2015 at 16:48
Constipated Michael Moore squeezes out a big one.
Posted by: Dom | September 03, 2015 at 19:43
Jessica Valenti 15 years on? Or perhaps Amanda Marcotte dug up?
Posted by: Fuel Filter | September 03, 2015 at 22:47
Step 2: roll picture into a tube, place inside a large pickle jar in the fridge
Posted by: Erich | September 04, 2015 at 04:24