Sir:
I thought this was a class joint.
You shall receive my demand for a Credit Note promptly in the morning.
(seriously, I was all pre-cringed for some horrendous "art", but...)
Wait. I think we have a marketing problem / opportunity here. How 'bout we re-label this vid to ensure recognition of its intersectional transgressivity querying of psuedo-gendered-re-normalizational un-embodying capito-economic hegemonists?
And slap a hefty price tag on it.
Hell, we can all retire!
Seems there’s a Trump angle to everything these days, even underwater flatulence. From the ‘comments’ at the link:
“Statement from the Women Whose Vaginas' President-Elect Trump So Nastily And Uninvitedly Groped”
I am literally shaking at the whiteness, and white privilege displayed.
For true flatulent justice it should have been a woman of color in that video, and it is unclear whether the flatulence was sufficiently queered, and if it contributed to catastrophic global climate miasma.
I rather think you need an Artistic Flatulence tag, or at least a Flatulence one. Just in case this sort of thing crops up again - it's best to be prepared.
Reminds me, tangentially, of a comment under one of Guido Fawkes' recent posts, saying:
Some days, I'd skim through the [Daily Telegraph] but found there was little worth reading. I'd just do the Cryptic Crossword and spread the rest over the floor for my darling old and, increasingly, incontinent dog to make use of. When she died, I cancelled my sub. I still miss her but not the DT.
A reply, which has, unforgivably, been deleted, read:
It's possible your dog was providing a product far superior to the journalism
Judging by today's wittering by Clare Foges in the Times, this goes for all of the others, too.
Definitely looks like an excursion into video art by my local avant-garde theatre ensemble: http://bit.ly/2eZjbuc Nudity is very big among these people. Flatulence optional.
Classic Sentence from a Politico article (over at Ace):
In Washington, they're meeting in hotel lobbies, 14th Street bars, nonprofits’ conference rooms and living rooms, plotting the resistance over beer and hummus.
Previously.
Posted by: David | November 21, 2016 at 07:28
In a week it's had 2.2 million views. :-)
Posted by: Sam | November 21, 2016 at 07:36
I wonder how many takes it took?
#AskingForAFriend
Posted by: svh | November 21, 2016 at 08:26
Sir:
I thought this was a class joint.
You shall receive my demand for a Credit Note promptly in the morning.
(seriously, I was all pre-cringed for some horrendous "art", but...)
Wait. I think we have a marketing problem / opportunity here. How 'bout we re-label this vid to ensure recognition of its intersectional transgressivity querying of psuedo-gendered-re-normalizational un-embodying capito-economic hegemonists?
And slap a hefty price tag on it.
Hell, we can all retire!
Posted by: Fred the Fourth | November 21, 2016 at 08:30
pre-cringed
Heh.
Posted by: David | November 21, 2016 at 08:32
I thought this was a class joint
What class did you have in mind?
Posted by: Hal | November 21, 2016 at 08:46
Seems there’s a Trump angle to everything these days, even underwater flatulence. From the ‘comments’ at the link:
“Statement from the Women Whose Vaginas' President-Elect Trump So Nastily And Uninvitedly Groped”
Posted by: Eat More Greens | November 21, 2016 at 08:54
If it's good enough for Shakespeare…
Posted by: Jen | November 21, 2016 at 09:41
Have you ever eaten Jerusalem artichokes?
It may well explain the video and have nothing to do with P-E DT.
Posted by: bilbaoboy | November 21, 2016 at 11:03
I laughed; I cried. It became a part of me.
Posted by: R. Sherman | November 21, 2016 at 11:39
Now I'm just hoping my wife doesn't look at my browser history.
Posted by: Mike | November 21, 2016 at 12:17
No refunds, credit note only.
Posted by: David | November 21, 2016 at 12:19
I am literally shaking at the whiteness, and white privilege displayed.
For true flatulent justice it should have been a woman of color in that video, and it is unclear whether the flatulence was sufficiently queered, and if it contributed to catastrophic global climate miasma.
Posted by: Farnsworth M Muldoon | November 21, 2016 at 12:33
Could've been queefed though.
Posted by: PiperPaul | November 21, 2016 at 13:21
Farting in the shower just isn't the same.
Posted by: [+] | November 21, 2016 at 13:39
I rather think you need an Artistic Flatulence tag, or at least a Flatulence one. Just in case this sort of thing crops up again - it's best to be prepared.
Posted by: Sporkatus | November 21, 2016 at 13:55
I rather think you need an Artistic Flatulence tag
I did consider it, but I didn’t want to give away the punchline, as it were.
Posted by: David | November 21, 2016 at 13:58
Just as I was settling in for a moment of meditative admiration…boom!
Well, a muffled boom anyway.
How cruel, playing on my fondness for the female arse like that. I should've known!
Posted by: Burnsie | November 21, 2016 at 14:13
OT, but we got some snow on Sunday. Checked my truck this morning but even though I live in a rural area I didn't have to put up with this.
Posted by: Hedgehog | November 21, 2016 at 14:18
I feel a GIF coming on.
Posted by: John D | November 21, 2016 at 14:25
Hedgehog
Stop lying. We know that snow no longer exists. They told us so. #Stophavinguson!
Posted by: bilbaoboy | November 21, 2016 at 14:29
More fart jokes!
Reminds me, tangentially, of a comment under one of Guido Fawkes' recent posts, saying:
Some days, I'd skim through the [Daily Telegraph] but found there was little worth reading. I'd just do the Cryptic Crossword and spread the rest over the floor for my darling old and, increasingly, incontinent dog to make use of. When she died, I cancelled my sub. I still miss her but not the DT.
A reply, which has, unforgivably, been deleted, read:
It's possible your dog was providing a product far superior to the journalism
Judging by today's wittering by Clare Foges in the Times, this goes for all of the others, too.
Posted by: Henry | November 21, 2016 at 15:04
I laughed; I cried. It became a part of me
Well, it certainly stopped being part of someone else :)
Posted by: Henry | November 21, 2016 at 15:06
I did consider it, but I didn’t want to give away the punchline, as it were.
Perhaps an obfuscating euphemism is in order. "Boyle's Law", or some such.
Posted by: Sporkatus | November 21, 2016 at 15:15
A couple of thoughts:
1. Swimming lessons.
2. Vegetarian or vegan.
Posted by: Nemo | November 21, 2016 at 16:46
Definitely looks like an excursion into video art by my local avant-garde theatre ensemble: http://bit.ly/2eZjbuc Nudity is very big among these people. Flatulence optional.
Posted by: Lionel Ebb | November 21, 2016 at 17:57
I thought it was going to be much worse
Posted by: Dr. Toboggan | November 21, 2016 at 19:03
I thought it was going to be much worse
I rule through fear.
Posted by: David | November 21, 2016 at 19:06
Classic Sentence from a Politico article (over at Ace):
In Washington, they're meeting in hotel lobbies, 14th Street bars, nonprofits’ conference rooms and living rooms, plotting the resistance over beer and hummus.
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/366972.php
Posted by: Sporkatus | November 21, 2016 at 19:15
Does that video pass the sniff test?
Posted by: Theophrastus | November 21, 2016 at 19:26
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4kRRcI5nMk
Ouch
Posted by: ac1 | November 21, 2016 at 21:17
I rule through fear
Actually, I have nothing to add to this.
Posted by: Fred the Fourth | November 21, 2016 at 21:54
A rebuttal (er, of sorts) to the Vagina Monologues.
Posted by: Hopp Singg | November 21, 2016 at 22:06
...plotting the resistance over beer and hummus.
Beer and ... what?
Oh, they're not out of touch with the rest of the country. No, not at all.
https://twitter.com/iowahawkblog/status/800707403058659328
Posted by: Spiny Norman | November 21, 2016 at 23:08
Spiny: Ever hear of the GodAwful?
1 part beer + 1 part milk.
Posted by: Fred the Fourth | November 21, 2016 at 23:18
Perhaps some seaweed would be of help. At least if one is a cow.
Posted by: Hal | November 22, 2016 at 00:55
[ Glances at traffic stats. ]
This post is proving surprisingly popular.
[ Raises suspicious eyebrow. ]
Posted by: David | November 22, 2016 at 08:45
I was truly hypnotised......until.
Posted by: jones | November 23, 2016 at 10:30