Attention, rubes, dupes and suckers. Do you pretend to experience crippling racial guilt in order to appear pious and fit in? Is “white supremacy,” “white privilege” and all that other pretentious angst weighing on your shoulders, harshing your buzz? Do you want to empower, or at least enrich, some “black femme freedom fighters”? Do you require monthly “tasks” - and a monthly bill of $100 – to atone for your pallor and “pay reparations” - to prove that, despite being white, you’re not a terrible person, unlike all those other awful white people?
Via dicentra, who reminds us that the above is not a work of satire.