No, After You
February 19, 2017
Ian Miles Cheong reports,
The latest sex trend: Spraying vaporised liquid nitrogen on your genitals.
So, um. Do let us know how it goes.
Ian Miles Cheong reports,
The latest sex trend: Spraying vaporised liquid nitrogen on your genitals.
So, um. Do let us know how it goes.
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Also avoid glitter.
Posted by: Jen | February 19, 2017 at 10:24
I suppose it's a step up from a cold shower.
Posted by: Jonathan | February 19, 2017 at 10:36
Also avoid glitter.
Is there something you’d like to share with us? Don’t worry, we won’t judge.
Posted by: David | February 19, 2017 at 10:36
A friend. :-)
Posted by: Jen | February 19, 2017 at 10:51
How jaded do you need to feel to try this?
Posted by: Trevor | February 19, 2017 at 11:36
Try it too often and your, er, equipment will drop off (cryonecrosis).
Posted by: Lisboeta | February 19, 2017 at 11:58
I forgot that Lisboeta has been organising those liquid nitrogen sex parties for years. You know, the ones uncovered in the papers.
Posted by: David | February 19, 2017 at 12:05
I think we might have a contender for female-appropriate counterpart to "don't stick it in crazy" coming up here: don't spray crazy in it.
Posted by: Microbillionaire | February 19, 2017 at 12:17
Insert "sucking on ice lolly" gag here...
Posted by: Captain Nemo | February 19, 2017 at 15:07
Freezing gas ≠ sexy times.
Posted by: sk60 | February 19, 2017 at 15:34
Freezing gas ≠ sexy times.
If an evening of passion has to entail gas at all, I can think of slightly less hazardous choices. A friend of mine once had a nitrous oxide party. There was quite a lot of laughing but so far as I’m aware nobody’s genitals fell off.
Posted by: David | February 19, 2017 at 15:39
If you follow your second link through to 4:14, the host gets a full cup of liquid nitrogen splashed on his back to no ill end, thanks to the leidenfrost effect. Which is, I suspect, exactly what's going on at this spa. In fact, since the spa specifically says it uses vaporized liquid nitrogen, what they're really doing is just blowing cold air on people's nads.
Not my cup of tea, but it's not the horror you're assuming.
Posted by: Daniel Ream | February 19, 2017 at 16:34
just blowing cold air on people's nads.
Imagine the job description.
Posted by: David | February 19, 2017 at 16:44
This ignores basic physiology; I imagine the ladies in the photo are going to be severely disappointed at the shrinkage that occurs.
Posted by: Farnsworth M. Muldoon | February 19, 2017 at 17:04
I designed for a couple industrial gas companies (who make and sell various cryogenic fluids). I don't recall this use ever being mentioned in their gas applications literature, but this was at least ten years ago and times have changed.
Posted by: PiperPaul | February 19, 2017 at 18:38
Try it too often and your, er, equipment will drop off (cryonecrosis).
I checked my penis for warning labels first and nothing popped up.
Posted by: Hopp Singg | February 19, 2017 at 19:32
*writes down address for Ainscow Hotel spa*
Posted by: [+] | February 19, 2017 at 19:35
Guy caught trying to freeze off a genital wart thinking fast there.
Posted by: Lord Bob | February 19, 2017 at 20:13
The latest sex trend: Spraying vaporised liquid nitrogen on your genitals.
Next week: lighter fluid.
Posted by: Connor | February 19, 2017 at 22:06
Question...under Bucket List rules, could this almost, kinda, sorta be counted as a Threesome?
Posted by: WTP | February 19, 2017 at 22:19
If an evening of passion has to entail gas at all, I can think of slightly less hazardous choices. A friend of mine once had a nitrous oxide party.
Ether frolics were a thing back in early Victorian times.
Posted by: Ted S., Catskill Mtns., NY, USA | February 20, 2017 at 00:12
Next week: lighter fluid.
Meh. Already been done.
Posted by: Hal | February 20, 2017 at 05:13
Meanwhile, in other news.
So that’s the future sorted.
Posted by: David | February 20, 2017 at 10:27
Meanwhile, in other news.
So that’s the future sorted.
Oh, a "celebrity" endorsement? See, also . . .
The essay also then asks; So how did we get to this place where celebrity rules, and opinions are based on feelings, not facts?, but of course the utter fiasco of the nineteen empties was noted a long time ago, and has been congealing since then . . .
Posted by: Hal | February 20, 2017 at 10:44
Nah.
She's just attempting to keep the school's fee-income up, via the approval of "right-on" London parents.
Posted by: David Davis | February 20, 2017 at 15:42
Wrong thread? Copied over.
Posted by: David | February 20, 2017 at 15:47
Does it make your voice go all squeaky and chipmunky?
Posted by: ACTOldFart | February 21, 2017 at 00:07
I'll just nip off to Tescos and get a bag of frozen peas ... much cheaper and you can eat them afterwards.
Posted by: Phil B | February 21, 2017 at 08:17
Vapourised liquid nitrogen being just, erm, nitrogen, and nitrogen making up - as it does - 80% of the air surrounding us, it's hard to see what the fuss is about.
Unless they're worried about asphyxiation...
Posted by: Andrew Duffin | February 24, 2017 at 14:51
Yes, it's like vapourised liquid water, otherwise known as steam.
Posted by: David Gillies | February 25, 2017 at 04:56