Friday Ephemera
Blow Your Wigs

All Types. But Not Yours, Obviously

Speaking, as we were, of clown-shoe identitarians:   

Everyone but them. They stink.


Somewhat related, this

See how those pieties catch the light.

This statement is in response to an upstanding community crack dealer and career criminal, a self-declared “gang banger,” choking on his own stash while resisting arrest, and whose associates decided to express their grief by donning masks, smashing windows, and assaulting and terrorising random people.

We need a hairdresser. Stat.

You’ll be astonished to hear that Skylar Baker-Jordan, pictured above, has “an academic background in gender studies.”

Via dicentra.