Nothing If Not Thorough

Because hey, you can’t be too careful.

Via Obnoxio.  

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[Sam]

*encryption intensifies*

[sk60]

Paranoid Android.

[Jen]

Has it finished yet?

[David]

Has it finished yet?

Apparently, the owner intervened. Maybe he buried the device in the garden and it’s still encrypting.

[Nikw211]

Paul Mason ...

Paul Mason stop.

Paul Mason what are you doing.

[David]

Via the same Twitter account, this.

[sH2]

Has to be linked.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgkyrW2NiwM

[Tim Newman]

Just in the nick of time, a list of non-binary authors you need to be reading, including:

– Lorenz, Theo Nicole – they/them/theirs

Website: TheoNicole.com

Coloring Books: Fat Ladies in Spaaaaace, Unicorns Are Jerks, Dinosaurs With Jobs, Mer World Problems, The Apocalypse Coloring and Activity Book, The Robot’s Guide to Love, The Aggressive Self-Care Coloring Book, Unicorns Are Jerks 2

You can thank me later.

[Farnsworth M Muldoon]

Speaking of virtue signalling, stolen from the twitters:

[David]

You can thank me later.

“Other people’s identities are not really yours to decide,” insists, um, them. It’s a bold claim, and commonplace, but I tend to think of social identities as a kind of ongoing negotiation, not a unilateral demand, to be indulged unquestioningly or irrespective of other facts.

And I’m still processing the fact that some people will actually spend $40,000 on a degree in creative writing.

[David]

stolen from the twitters

See, that’s the kind of scenario that causes smartphones to encrypt to 1007%.

[Liz]

“Other people’s identities are not really yours to decide,” insists, um, them.

I am a slim six foot blonde. And 20 years younger.

[Trevor]

See, that’s the kind of scenario that causes smartphones to encrypt to 1007%.

I checked with Dearly Beloved, who has a Master's in Maths, and apparently 1007% is, if you'll forgive the use of a technical term, a very lot.

[Black Ball]

Perhaps you need this amount of encryption and data storage for the following Mr Thompson:

http://www.dailywire.com/news/19998/so-thing-now-uterus-emojis-planned-parenthood-paul-bois

[Nemo]

Farnsworth,

I can't see clear enough to be sure, but is the virtuous pallordin wearing Birkenstocks?

[Farnsworth M. Muldoon]

Nemo,

That, or sandals, either of which would be standard issue, but the collared shirt is non-regulation. The question is Volvo or Subaru ?

[Sporkatus]

I may know the gentleman on the left of Farnsworth's picture. A white nationalist he is not... in both obvious and non-obvious senses.

H.K., if that is he, is quite a fellow.

[Darleen]

Dammit... EVERYTIME I think we have reached peak stupid (e.g the USC mascot HORSE Traveler is indication of White Supremacy) ... I get shot down...

In a story that seems made for The Onion, but is actually true, according to multiple Outkick fans inside ESPN MSESPN decided to pull an Asian college football announcer named Robert Lee off the William and Mary at University of Virginia college football game because they were concerned that having an ASIAN FOOTBALL ANNOUNCER NAMED ROBERT LEE would be offensive to some viewers.

Did I mention that Robert Lee is Asian?

I just don't drink enough. [wanders off in search of bottle of gin, jar of olives and a straw]

[R. Sherman]

[wanders off in search of bottle of gin, jar of olives and a straw]...

...with the barest hint of the whispered word, "vermouth."

[Daniel Ream]

"You pour six jiggers of gin, and you drink it while staring at a picture of Lorenzo Schwartz, the inventor of vermouth." ~ M.A.S.H.

[Spiny Norman]

A martini doesn't get much dryer than that, Daniel. I assume no olive, since it would take up space that could be occupied by gin.