That’s exactly how I see my relationship with you heathens...
Let's deploy a Grace Gardner to distract our host while we fill the comment thread with irrelevancies, pointless acrimony, and deranged conspiracy theories.
Simple solution.
Before your next "open house", take an old pair of your wife's panties out to the corral. Load them up with a nice fresh cow pie. Load the washer with a couple of old blankets and carefully place the cow panties on top. On your newly installed security camera, watch as the hilarity ensues. After 5 or 6 well advertised "open houses" Send the tape into America's Funniest Home Videos.
Be careful out there, people.
*hides underwear*
Posted by: Clam | November 07, 2018 at 08:22
*hides underwear*
I’m wearing every pair, just to be on the safe side.
Posted by: David | November 07, 2018 at 08:27
Better nicked knickers than walking into an open house bathroom while someone is taking a dump.
Posted by: Tony Tea | November 07, 2018 at 09:02
Better nicked knickers than walking into an open house bathroom while someone is taking a dump.
Is there something we should know?
Posted by: David | November 07, 2018 at 09:10
He’s Checking The Stitching
He's checking it twice.
Posted by: Joan | November 07, 2018 at 09:22
He’s Checking The Stitching
He's checking it twice.
Gonna find out,
<Kenneth Williams>Who's nauuughty, Oooooo Matron!</Kenneth Williams>
Posted by: Tom | November 07, 2018 at 10:04
Heh. Teamwork.
Posted by: David | November 07, 2018 at 10:07
As the underwear was dirty and waiting to be washed, can we assume that it was from Skidmarks and Spencer?
Posted by: Captain Nemo | November 07, 2018 at 10:14
He must one of these short sellers we hear about from time to time.
He’s a golfer working on his short game.
This time of month, he often finds himself a little short.
Better that he takes a pair rather than leaving one.
Posted by: Adam | November 07, 2018 at 11:03
Better that he takes a pair rather than leaving one.
[ Slides complimentary cocktail along bar. ]
Posted by: David | November 07, 2018 at 11:07
If he got arrested for doing that this side of the pond, he'd need legal help from some decent briefs.
Posted by: Lancastrian Oik | November 07, 2018 at 12:02
decent briefs
Band name.
Posted by: David | November 07, 2018 at 12:06
Let's be careful out there.
Posted by: R. Sherman | November 07, 2018 at 14:07
Let’s be careful out there.
That’s exactly how I see my relationship with you heathens. Benign, avuncular, strangely adorable...
Only younger, more dashing, and with more hair.
Posted by: David | November 07, 2018 at 14:20
Let’s be careful out there.
That’s exactly how I see my relationship with you heathens...
Let's deploy a Grace Gardner to distract our host while we fill the comment thread with irrelevancies, pointless acrimony, and deranged conspiracy theories.
Posted by: pst314 | November 08, 2018 at 01:13
Simple solution.
Before your next "open house", take an old pair of your wife's panties out to the corral. Load them up with a nice fresh cow pie. Load the washer with a couple of old blankets and carefully place the cow panties on top. On your newly installed security camera, watch as the hilarity ensues. After 5 or 6 well advertised "open houses" Send the tape into America's Funniest Home Videos.
Posted by: FlynPigRanch | November 08, 2018 at 23:54