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November 07, 2018

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Clam

Be careful out there, people.

*hides underwear*

David

*hides underwear*

I’m wearing every pair, just to be on the safe side.

Tony Tea

Better nicked knickers than walking into an open house bathroom while someone is taking a dump.

David

Better nicked knickers than walking into an open house bathroom while someone is taking a dump.

Is there something we should know?

Joan

He’s Checking The Stitching

He's checking it twice.

Tom

He’s Checking The Stitching

He's checking it twice.

Gonna find out,

<Kenneth Williams>Who's nauuughty, Oooooo Matron!</Kenneth Williams>

David

Heh. Teamwork.

Captain Nemo

As the underwear was dirty and waiting to be washed, can we assume that it was from Skidmarks and Spencer?

Adam

He must one of these short sellers we hear about from time to time.

He’s a golfer working on his short game.

This time of month, he often finds himself a little short.

Better that he takes a pair rather than leaving one.

David

Better that he takes a pair rather than leaving one.

[ Slides complimentary cocktail along bar. ]

Lancastrian Oik

If he got arrested for doing that this side of the pond, he'd need legal help from some decent briefs.

David

decent briefs

Band name.

R. Sherman

Let's be careful out there.

David

Let’s be careful out there.

That’s exactly how I see my relationship with you heathens. Benign, avuncular, strangely adorable...

Only younger, more dashing, and with more hair.

pst314

Let’s be careful out there.

That’s exactly how I see my relationship with you heathens...

Let's deploy a Grace Gardner to distract our host while we fill the comment thread with irrelevancies, pointless acrimony, and deranged conspiracy theories.

FlynPigRanch

Simple solution.
Before your next "open house", take an old pair of your wife's panties out to the corral. Load them up with a nice fresh cow pie. Load the washer with a couple of old blankets and carefully place the cow panties on top. On your newly installed security camera, watch as the hilarity ensues. After 5 or 6 well advertised "open houses" Send the tape into America's Funniest Home Videos.

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