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July 09, 2019

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David

Needless to say, I’m not familiar with the kind of thing I’m seeing.

ComputerLabRat

Needless to say, I’m not familiar with the kind of thing I’m seeing.

Neither am I...One benefit of not being extremely gifted in that regard is that gravity doesn't have much of an effect on the old girls.

For some women, though, they can be exceedingly floppy (think National Geographic) so maybe she had them held up somehow and one of the supports gave way? At first I thought she had a pair of silicone or water-filled falsies on, and one fell out of her bra, but all the commenters thought that was all her, just suddenly...unsupported.

I remember as a child being forced to sit in the front pew and watching parishioners parade in via the back door of the church. One elderly lady's preferred fashion was elastic-waist slacks, a knit turtleneck top...and no bra. You could see very clearly her boobs resting gently on the elastic waistband of her slacks.

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Good catch though.

David

At first I thought she had a pair of silicone or water-filled falsies on,

My first thought was, “Wow, can they do that? Like, move independently?”

Thanks to the lively Reddit discussion, which is packed with information new to me, I fell down a rabbit hole and am now confronted by things like this.

It’s all rather bewildering.

David

You could see very clearly her boobs resting gently on the elastic waistband of her slacks.

Well, thanks for sharing that one.

Steve E

She needs to put a warning on those babies. Someone could get hurt. ;-)

TimT

My preferred theory is she smuggled her pet rat Mr Whiskers in with her, and he’s getting up to mischief.

Steve E

Lifted from the comments:

"At that very moment, she turned 30. It happens to everyone."

Pogonip

Take good notes, David, there will be a quiz later.

WTP

Well that was enlightening. Who knew that there were women on Reddit?

Darleen

Imminent failure of her support is visible just before gravity takes over --- her left boob is a saggy weird shape right before "Geronimo!"

I agree with many of the commenters there ... most likely sticky cups or tape. No straps involved.

Oh... it doesn't take reaching 30 to fail the pencil test, just pregnancy.

Pogonip

Ain’t that the truth! Large-breasted ancestors can also make you fail it.

David

Morning, all.

Here’s some niche entertainment. Can you misidentify this 80s film?

Contenders so far include The Matrix, Steel Magnolias and Xanadu.

Shaw Taylor’s Glasses

At the risk of posting something that’s already featured on the site - it seems right up your, er, street, here’s a link:

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vice.com/amp/en_us/article/59azyk/vr-duck-genetalia-explorer-duck-vagina-app

Wasn’t there an adventure film in the1970’s starring Peter Cushing and Doug McClure along similar lines?

sk60

Can you misidentify this 80s film?

"Rita, Sue and Bob too".

David

“Rita, Sue and Bob too”.

Heh. I’m not even sure why I’m laughing.

David
“They’re masters of doublespeak… This movement lies… a lot.”

Andy Ngo on Antifa.

Previously.

Not entirely unrelated.

jabrwok

things like this

What is wrong with that woman's right arm?

David

What is wrong with that woman’s right arm?

I tried not to look too closely. And I ain’t goin’ back in there, Sarge.

Adam

Now THAT is a plunging neckline...or something.

Daniel Ream

Stripes.

David

Stripes.

Hatstand.
Diagonal.
Tumble dryer.

Sorry, I thought we were playing that game again.

Chocoreto

Sorry, I thought we were playing that game again.

South Kensington, which gives me a double-passant to Embankment.

No, I think Stripes is part of the 80's movie game.

"There is no class more dangerous than the tertiary-educated with no prospects that they consider worthy of themselves."

Steve E

Not sure about the movie title but those three characters look like the hair washers in an 80s salon.

David

No, I think Stripes is part of the 80’s movie game.

Ah, of course. Don’t mind me.

I understand barely half of what goes on here.

WTP

Can you misidentify this 80s film?

"Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo"

As for the other game:
Babble, burble, banter, bicker, bicker, bicker, brouhaha, balderdash, ballyhoo

After all, it's only talk.

Pogonip

Bibble-ee-doo.

Steve E

Oh... it doesn't take reaching 30 to fail the pencil test, just pregnancy.

Increasingly pregnancy and 30-years-of-age are converging.

"By 2010, the average age of mothers at childbirth taking into account all births had risen to over 30, similar to the early 20th Century. By 2011, it had edged up to 30.2 years, the oldest age on record.

"Moreover, the average age at first birth in 2011 28.5 years was the oldest recorded to date."
StatsCan

Fred the Fourth

New vocab for y'all: "Gainaxing"
Found mostly, I believe, in Anime. Breasts that wobble independently, as some form of appeal to the perpetual pimply teen boy.

David

Breasts that wobble independently,

I’m not a bad person really.

Boatswain's Mate

Ooh, a game!

"And the thing about saying the wrong word is a] I don't notice it, and b] sometimes orange water given bucket of plaster."

Yes, tell me more about your problem.

"Well as I say, you'd just be talking and out'll pudenda the wrong word and ashtray's your uncle. So I'm really strawberry about it."

Such a bloody whack the diddle fa di la, fo di la, lo do di ... do di do, rum fum

Governor Squid

Teacher, may I mambo dogface to the banana patch?

Boatswain's Mate

Teacher, may I mambo dogface to the banana patch?

Ah, Guv'nor, back when Steve Martin was really funny.

Farnsworth M Muldoon

Needless to say, I’m not familiar with the kind of thing I’m seeing....Breasts that wobble independently...

We are here enhance your knowledge on the topic, David. We are givers. NSFW

Daniel Ream

New vocab for y'all: "Gainaxing"
Found mostly, I believe, in Anime.

Pshaw. the Dead or Alive series has allowed you to adjust the boob jiggle in the physics engine for six iterations now.

It's this kind of deep customization that appeals to the truly hardcore fan.

Pace the movie game, for me the big difference between Stamp's Zod and Shannon's Zod is that Stamp sold it. For all the ridiculous dialog, when Stamp speaks he projects that absolutely unshakeable belief in his own superiority. Shannon was just a thug.

David

when Stamp speaks he projects that absolutely unshakeable belief in his own superiority.

Speaking of Mr Stamp.

Farnsworth M Muldoon

... learning to separate orgasm from ejaculation. I was rechanneling the life-force...

Zod denies them his essence.

Pogonip

https://www.theamericanconservative.com/articles/sullen-lonely-and-unfriendly-in-the-uk/

What say you, Brits? Is this accurate?

Fred the Fourth

"adjust the boob jiggle in the physics engine"

Prof, are we gonna hafta demo this for the final project?

Pogonip

Fred the Fourth, all you have to do to demonstrate is become pregnant! 😄

Pogonip

P. S. I tried the twirling technique; alas, I am out of shape and probably didn’t have the strength to do it when I was in shape. Mine are pretty big.

hopp singg

"adjust the boob jiggle in the physics engine"

That sounds like Star Trek techno-babble, but which episode?

Ray

Riker googling. It comes after the one about how to delete pubic hair on the holodeck.

Ray

80s movie

Priscilla's toooo obvious, right?

Yeah, thought so.

David
Has there ever been a ‘misogyny’ panic surrounding a movie that was actually good, or is it just a marketing ploy by people who know their movie is going to bomb?

Heh. Good question.

My own reaction on seeing the trailer wasn’t misogynistic rage, oddly enough. Just “Oh dear. It looks a bit shit.”

Clam

My own reaction on seeing the trailer wasn’t misogynistic rage, oddly enough. Just “Oh dear. It looks a bit shit.”

It's not out for 3 months and they're already making excuses for why it's going to bomb.

TimT

...now we’re getting the story that “misogynists” are upset that a woman has been cast in the lead in the next “Terminator” film.

Can anything be more empowering for women than a woman scoring the role of a soulless automaton that does what its programming tells it too? Girl Power!

David

It’s not out for 3 months and they’re already making excuses for why it's going to bomb.

The combination of desperation and woke posturing doesn’t bode well - and effectively blaming the audience, months in advance of a release date, isn’t a basis for any positive anticipation. It seems to me it’s just an unremarkable trailer – and therefore, presumably, an unremarkable film - in an exhausted franchise, the bulk of which has been decidedly sub-par, and which outlived its welcome nearly two decades ago.

Pogonip

Looks like an OK movie but I’ve already seen it 2 or 3 times.

David

now we’re getting the story that “misogynists” are upset that a woman has been cast in the lead in the next “Terminator” film.

It’s rather like the Captain Marvel hullabaloo. If the trailers had been impressive, and not underwhelming, and if the film had been good, not mediocre, and if the lead actress had been talented and charismatic, and not an insufferable woke bitch who alienates her own co-stars and pre-emptively scolds her own potential audience… then I doubt there’d have been much need to invoke a list of intersectional excuses. Basically, trying to browbeat your audience into seeing a disappointing film, lest they be accused of sexism, racism or whatever, isn’t a sound long-term strategy.

I certainly don’t recall any great sexist or misogynist ‘backlash’ to, say, Terminator 2 - back in the dark, pre-woke days of 1991 - and in which Sarah Connor is feisty and resourceful in rather trying circumstances. You just have to make a decent bloody film.

David

It’s not out for 3 months and they’re already making excuses for why it's going to bomb.

The ‘misogyny’ con is a neat illustration of the broader woke dynamic, in that incompetence, fecklessness and mediocrity are excused, even lionised, by blaming other people:

“The film bombed (or will bomb) because of misogyny and because we were so brave and radical.”

“I have chest pains and high blood pressure because of fatphobia.”

“I got a ‘D’ on the test because of institutional racism.”

And endless, wearying variations thereof.

Oh, and via Dicentra, and very much related, this is the kind of crap that now gets published in Scientific American.

sH2

'A Christian doctor lost his job in a government department after he refused to refer to "a six-foot-tall bearded man" as 'madam', a tribunal heard. Dr David Mackereth, 56, claims he was sacked as a disability benefits assessor by the Department of Work and Pensions over his religious beliefs. The father-of-four alleges he was asked in a conversation with a line manager: "If you have a man six foot tall with a beard who says he wants to be addressed as 'she' and 'Mrs', would you do that?"'

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/07/10/christian-doctor-lost-job-government-department-refusing-identify/amp/

*honk*

David

“If you have a man six foot tall with a beard who says he wants to be addressed as ‘she’ and ‘Mrs’, would you do that?”

The implied ‘correct’ answer – yes - is perverse. If faced with a big, bearded chap demanding to be addressed as ‘she’ and ‘Mrs’, but evidently making no effort whatsoever to pass as female, then I’d probably assume that the person was either deranged or a troll taking the piss. And more to the point, I’d entertain the possibility that the hypothetical bearded chap was trying to exert some ill-intended psychological leverage, i.e., indulging in an attempt to humiliate. Delight in making people lie, publicly, at the expense of their own dignity and integrity, isn’t exactly unheard of. And so the scenario, as stated, is a license for abuse – not of the hypothetical bearded chap, but of any staff of whom said chap might make similar demands.

Honk indeed.

Pogonip

https://theothermccain.com/2019/07/11/sjws-ruin-new-terminator-sequel/

Daniel Ream\

Delight in making people lie, publicly, at the expense of their own dignity and integrity, isn’t exactly unheard of.

Evergreen (the quote, not the college):

“In my study of communist societies, I came to the conclusion that the purpose of communist propaganda was not to persuade or convince, not to inform, but to humiliate; and therefore, the less it corresponded to reality the better. When people are forced to remain silent when they are being told the most obvious lies, or even worse when they are forced to repeat the lies themselves, they lose once and for all their sense of probity. To assent to obvious lies is...in some small way to become evil oneself. One's standing to resist anything is thus eroded, and even destroyed. A society of emasculated liars is easy to control. I think if you examine political correctness, it has the same effect and is intended to.”
(Theodore Dalrymple)
David

Evergreen (the quote, not the college)

And it’s a very common feature of leftist activism - the utter disregard for how policies based on their so-called sensitivities can create an obvious license for abuse. As if no-one would ever exploit such leverage for spiteful gratification.

David

By the way, should anyone care about such things, the 100,000th comment on this blog should be coming up quite soon.

WTP

the 100,000th comment on this blog should be coming up quite soon.

Is there a prize?

WTP

Asking for a friend.

Farnsworth M Muldoon

...a woman has been cast in the lead in the next “Terminator” film.

Why is it they always have them wearing plate carriers without the plates, other than the plates would probably make them fall over, of course, though I imagine they could CGI that out ?

...the 100,000th comment on this blog should be coming up quite soon.

Will there be confetti and funny hats ?

David

Is there a prize?

Incredibly niche bragging rights. Here you go.

WTP

Incredibly niche bragging rights. Here you go.

I thought maybe a pickled egg fried in humpfat might be appropriate.

WTP

Washed down with a glass of Thunderbird served in a Flintstones jelly jar glass.

WTP

Just a suggestion.

pst314

the utter disregard for how policies based on their so-called sensitivities can create an obvious license for abuse.

That's a feature, not a bug.

Farnsworth M Muldoon

Never let it be said that they don't know how to party in Oklahoma.

Anthony

Fat Is Not the Problem — Fat Stigma Is

Linda Bacon, PhD

LOL!

Hal

That sounds like Star Trek techno-babble, but which episode?

Here y'are.

Pst314

Linda Bacon, PhD

Piled Higher and Deeper...on her plate.

TimT

Speaking of Star Trek techno babble....

Watcher In The Dark

We discover that the 'Bread And Circuses' joy of our modern life has, er, consequences which we must stop at once

https://earther.gizmodo.com/your-binge-watching-of-netflix-and-porn-is-contributing-1836311475?/setsession

Watcher In The Dark

On breast bouncing: I once did some teaching at a college where a male student on the film and animation course announced proudly that for his final project he had perfected the breast bounce in his female character when she walked. He was very proud of his achievement.

Unfortunately, he never finished the rest of the animated short and so we were all denied the chance to see his perfected art form bouncing along with a story round it (them)

jabrwok

Porn leads to emissions!? Who'da thunk it!!!???

David

The old girl, the Scold-O-Mat 9000, is back from the repair shop and topped up with fresh grit and sharpened bottle caps.

I’m just sayin’.

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