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July 23, 2019

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Boatswain's Mate

The "Wax My Womanly Testicles" melodrama has now reached a point beyond creepy, beyond parody, and is now pinning the Outrage Meter. And yet, Lindsey Shepherd (and Meghan Murphy, man-hater though she may be) is still banned from Twitter, and HE (yes, I called him "HE") is not.

Squires

it’s doggerel more or less

Yet it still can be used to impress the ladies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idjStO6GDcw

Trust me. Even the only line of middle school French I still remember works: “Close your mouth my little dog.”

RE: Boris

Clearly if he wants to please the Graun what’s needed is swarthy Jew haters.

David

Right, tomorrow’s ephemera has been compiled and should materialise just after midnight. And as today’s temperatures were a tad fatiguing, on account of their being rivalled only by The First Seconds Of The Creation Of The Universe, I plan to be horizontal for seven hours or so.

Play nicely. Use coasters.

Pogonip

One more question about Kids These Days. Do they know the American Revolutionary War occurred?

Pogonip

I looked up the poor kid who got bison-butted. She’s okay.

Pogonip

David’s gone!

POPCORN FIGHT!

😄

Sam Duncan

“POPCORN FIGHT!”

[Fends off incoming kernels with coaster]

Pogonip

Time for the heavy artillery! Release the popcorn balls!

Pogonip

You may “pop” off when ready, Sam.

Damn the pickled eggs, full speed ahead!

*splat*

Tsk. War is all hell, boys.

pst314

Damn the pickled eggs, full speed ahead!
*splat*

That may be a violation of the Geneva Conventions.

Tigrinius

Comrades- this crap would have never been allowed under Stalin! Bernie, please come and save Mother Estonia!

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