We’re nearly all vegan now.
Yes, you guessed, it’s a Guardian headline. For an article in which an oddly confident Barbara Ellen asks,
Who isn’t vegan in some way these days?
Ms Ellen describes herself as a “dairy-dabbling vegetarian.”
In the comments, Rafi reminds us that, even according to the Vegan Society, vegans make up barely 1% of the UK population.
Which is practically all of us, if you’re using Guardian maths.