Transporter Malfunction (2)

Via Mr William Shatner, I’ll just leave this here. 

What was I saying? Oh yes, open thread. Share links and bicker.

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[pst314]

How about telephone sanitizers in this pandemic era?

Nah. Cleaning public lavatories. After five years, we'll give them a brush...if they behave.

[pst314]

The night is young.

"THE NIGHT IS OLD. THE NIGHT IS ALWAYS OLD."

[Sam Duncan]

“Apparently, some of you fret about these things.”

I fret about the fact that the Ephemera seem to be appearing roughly every three days at the moment.

The madness of 2020, in one conversation:

‘Loz…’ came the gently menacing reply. ‘How can I defend you, man? When you are saying shit like this?’

‘Shit like what?’ I said. ‘That every single human life is precious? Which part of that is problematic for you?’

‘It’s racist,’ came the reply.

[David]

I fret about the fact that the Ephemera seem to be appearing roughly every three days at the moment.

But we are still in June, though, right?

[ Starts counting on fingers. ]

[pst314]

I fret about the fact that the Ephemera seem to be appearing roughly every three days at the moment.

I rejoice and am made glad.

[David]

I rejoice and am made glad.

I’m just happy your standards are so low.

[Sam Duncan]

“But we are still in June, though, right?”

I thought it was April.

[Hal]

“But we are still in June, though, right?”

I thought it was April.

30 days hath September, also June and November. All the rest have 31, except for March*, which has 175 days, and April, which will probably have even more, and one doesn’t even want to think about May.

* Last Monday was the 90 day satisfaction guarantee deadline to claim your money back on 2020, so unfortunately you’ve now missed your chance.

[pst314]

I thought it was April.

Does that explain why I saw you walking to Canterbury?

[David]

An interview with Laurence Fox.

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An interview with Laurence Fox.

'A religion without forgiveness'

That.

[Governor Squid]

I did get a good chuckle when I received a memo dated March 83rd. Really captured the whole experience almost effortlessly. Poetic, one might say.

[Cloudbuster]

FemMcCoy looks like Bjork.