Also, stealing is, like, totes radical.
Update, via the comments:
With the above in mind, some candidates for woke non-binary barista de-escalation.
In you go, love.
It would, I think, have the makings of a compelling reality TV show. With preening, mouthy woke-lings encountering the realities they’ve so carefully ignored. The subsequent tears and meltdowns could constitute a drinking game.
We’ve touched on this before, of course.
And yes, open thread. Share ye links and bicker.