Mind Control Not Yet Achieved, Weeping Ensues
Don’t Oppress My People With The Way You Walk

Our Betters Solve Our Problems

We don’t deserve their insights.

Also, stealing is, like, totes radical

“They/them. 22.”

Update, via the comments:

With the above in mind, some candidates for woke non-binary barista de-escalation.

And here’s a challenging, though increasingly common, scenario.

In you go, love.

It would, I think, have the makings of a compelling reality TV show. With preening, mouthy woke-lings encountering the realities they’ve so carefully ignored. The subsequent tears and meltdowns could constitute a drinking game.

We’ve touched on this before, of course.

And yes, open thread. Share ye links and bicker.