Friday Ephemera
July 08, 2022
I did not see that coming. || The adult in the room. || I blame magnetic rays. || Brisk and bumpy. || Trolley problems. || Just like Spider-Man. || The joys of public transport, part 4,867. || Are they peaceful? || Perilous path taken. || The progressive retail experience, parts 436 and 437. || Five minutes of rush-hour McDonald’s. || Small act. (h/t, Perry) || Great save, I guess. || Not-at-all-weird trans-drag for kiddies. || Day 98 of girlhood. || Overgrown brats in need of belated spanking. || The bleeding edge of yesteryear. (h/t, Things) || The two-headed boy of Bengal. || Milky scenes. || Incoming. || They wanted extra sauce but they didn’t want to pay for it. || And finally, via Tim, a relaxing time was had.
Extra sauce? What are they serving, chicken?
Posted by: anon a mouse | July 08, 2022 at 00:47
Oh no. Whatever will we do?
Posted by: Farnsworth M Muldoon | July 08, 2022 at 02:23
Oh no. Whatever will we do?
Especially ridiculous given that much of the EU has stricter abortion laws than the US.
It's like they want to emphasize their irrelevance, in case you weren't already convinced.
Posted by: Pooklord | July 08, 2022 at 03:44
I did not see that coming
Definitely worth the price of admission.
Posted by: Dan C | July 08, 2022 at 04:14
I did not see that coming
Sort of puts a new spin on Starro the Conqueror.
Posted by: Daniel Ream | July 08, 2022 at 05:51
The adult in the room.
I miss boundaries.
Posted by: John D | July 08, 2022 at 06:46
Daniel Ream:"Sort of puts a new spin on Starro the Conqueror."
Glad I wasn't the only one thinking that!
Posted by: JuliaM | July 08, 2022 at 06:55
"Incoming."
Panto season started early! "It's behind you!"
Posted by: JuliaM | July 08, 2022 at 06:57
Morning, all.
Possibly a bootleg.
Posted by: David | July 08, 2022 at 07:13
The adult in the room
I've known a handful of women who taught elementary school for years and since they spend virtually all their time interacting with children they do eventually adopt a somewhat childlike persona. But it takes them years to get to that point, especially if they have any adults in their social network.
This one seems to have started that way.
Posted by: Daniel Ream | July 08, 2022 at 07:17
Trolley problems.
I laughed at the one with the Amazon package.
I'm not sorry.
Posted by: Jen | July 08, 2022 at 07:41
I laughed at the one with the Amazon package.
Also, the thorny moral quandaries of mystery boxes, robots, reincarnation, defective spectacles, and first and second cousins.
Posted by: David | July 08, 2022 at 07:47
She did not see this coming.
Fountain-like effects of objects dropped into liquids(I suggest playing with the sound off as the music is absolutely ghastly).
Posted by: Nikw211 | July 08, 2022 at 08:54
The progressive retail experience, parts 436 and 437.
They wanted extra sauce but they didn’t want to pay for it.
Retail and dining mash-up - a possible new series? - Part 2 and Part 3
Posted by: Nikw211 | July 08, 2022 at 09:04
Wondering whether the half-formed notions that pass as ideas wafting lazily through the vasty spaces in the mind of The adult in the room are what is ultimately responsible for scenes such as The progressive retail experience, parts 436 and 437.?
Posted by: Nikw211 | July 08, 2022 at 09:08
The 5 o'clock shadow really serves to highlight the femininity.
Posted by: Dawei | July 08, 2022 at 09:12
Part 2 and Part 3
Pasted in the wrong link for Part 3 - this is it.
this is it
Posted by: Nikw211 | July 08, 2022 at 09:21
Someone pass me the cone of shame, will you?
(No italics spillage ...)
Posted by: Nikw211 | July 08, 2022 at 09:21
Notable use of household spray product.
Posted by: David | July 08, 2022 at 09:29
Someone pass me the cone of shame, will you?
You’ll notice that, being a gentleman, I didn’t draw attention to your catastrophic blunder. The one above, right there.
Posted by: David | July 08, 2022 at 09:31
Queen of the high seas.
Posted by: David | July 08, 2022 at 09:34
Thank you for your "small act". Your kindness showed for the world to see and may God bless you your whole life.
Posted by: Mike | July 08, 2022 at 09:58
Fast food workers need to be carrying bear spray.
Posted by: Stephanie Richer | July 08, 2022 at 10:37
The music for the "street of death" really makes it, I think.
Posted by: Killer Marmot | July 08, 2022 at 12:11
The adult in the room.
Let me go out on a limb here and say that I see a big future for her on Onlyfans.
Posted by: Burnsie | July 08, 2022 at 12:18
The 5 o’clock shadow really serves to highlight the femininity.
Not womanhood, mind, but girlhood.
Posted by: David | July 08, 2022 at 12:32
I did not see that coming.
Those of us familiar with the Northwest Tree Octopus did.
The 5 o’clock shadow...
That is "girlbeard", transphobe.
Posted by: Farnsworth M Muldoon | July 08, 2022 at 13:17
It's like they want to emphasize their irrelevance, in case you weren't already convinced.
Or that they want to emphasize their disdain for America. We have seen that before, and it's not surprising given just how wedded they are to the idea of the gargantuan super-state and how threatened they are by any political system that leaves more power in the hands of local government or even (horrors!) individuals.
Posted by: pst314 | July 08, 2022 at 13:18
they want to emphasize their disdain for America
Daddy issues writ large.
Posted by: Alex | July 08, 2022 at 13:35
I can't imagine why Elon Musk would be concerned about bogus twitter accounts.
Posted by: Farnsworth M Muldoon | July 08, 2022 at 13:38
I don't see how the poor saps in her district can vote for her, she doesn't even twerk for Ukraine.
Posted by: Farnsworth M Muldoon | July 08, 2022 at 14:17
bogus twitter accounts
Raymond Shaw is the kindest, warmest, bravest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life.
Posted by: PiperPaul | July 08, 2022 at 14:32
Maybe I just like pulling levers. Ain't nothing but a thing, chicken wing.
Posted by: WTP | July 08, 2022 at 14:53
In 437, does the guy videoing say "that's battery and against store policy" in reference to the security guard? Scumbag.
Posted by: WTP | July 08, 2022 at 15:03
And apparently so. Found the comments there. Winner points out that it was not a defensive foul as the contact was "all-ball" or something. Heh.
Posted by: WTP | July 08, 2022 at 15:08
Small act.
Not to be "that guy" and all "explosions don't go boom in a vacuum" but who just videos an attractive young woman trying to get somewhere in the rain without going out there with a raincoat, umbrella, or at least a newspaper? I mean, she's cute enough to attract your attention such that you follow her with the camera. Especially after she stops to help the old lady cross? Kinda creepy. But ok, I'm "that guy". Just not that guy with the camera.
Posted by: WTP | July 08, 2022 at 15:16
STARFISH HITLER!
Posted by: [+] | July 08, 2022 at 16:16
but who just videos an attractive young woman trying to get somewhere in the rain without going out there with a raincoat, umbrella, or at least a newspaper?
Obviously, a more attractive young woman, you deplorable chauvanarcissist.
Posted by: Acksiom | July 08, 2022 at 16:35
Discovered: lost burial chamber of the Great King.
Posted by: pst314 | July 08, 2022 at 19:02
True?
Posted by: pst314 | July 08, 2022 at 19:04
Joe Biden's worsening dementia: "...to terminate the presidency and maybe save her life"
Posted by: pst314 | July 08, 2022 at 19:13
How do you fry pickles? https://mobile.twitter.com/al_hansel87/status/1544307662082433025/photo/1
Posted by: asiaseen | July 08, 2022 at 19:42
How do you fry pickles?
I've heard of deep-fried pickles. Not tempted to try them.
Posted by: pst314 | July 08, 2022 at 20:22
Maybe a hungry girl friend would eat them.
Posted by: pst314 | July 08, 2022 at 20:29
Not tempted to try them.
Clearly a bluebelly savage. Educate yourself, do better.
Posted by: Farnsworth M Muldoon | July 08, 2022 at 21:20
Clearly a bluebelly savage. Educate yourself, do better.
"Franz, it is time. Come with me."
[ Takes elevator to secret sub-sub-sub basement complex. Flips switch illuminating vast cavern filled with tens of thousands of cryo pods. Scans status lights on master control panel. Turns key marked "Ulysses S. Grant". Lights on three thousand pods change from solid to blinking green. Screen lights up: "Zombie reanimation in 15 minutes...14 minutes..." ]
Posted by: pst314 | July 08, 2022 at 21:49
[ Contemplates actually delicious Southern food, such as baked ham and spoon bread. Presses 'Cancel' button. ]
Posted by: pst314 | July 08, 2022 at 21:53
I've heard of deep-fried pickles. Not tempted to try them.
Tried them. Kinda meh. Ranch or whatever dressing kinda makes it but seems more tied to the Fried Green Tomatoes trend that led to fried blah, blah, blah. Buffalo fried broccoli isn't bad but again, ranch dressing, etc. None of which tops fried okra. Mmmm...
Posted by: WTP | July 08, 2022 at 21:57
...but again, ranch dressing...
The Midwest compells you.
Posted by: Squires | July 08, 2022 at 22:02
Presses 'Cancel' button.
Good thing too, we were getting ready to set the wild hogs loose on them, they loves them some zombies.
Ranch...
I am among barbarians. A remoulade is the proper condiment if you must.
Posted by: Farnsworth M Muldoon | July 08, 2022 at 22:07
A remoulade is the proper condiment if you must
Come on up to the north GA/south NC border mountains and 'splain to our local scotts-irish culinary artistes what you have in mind for a 'remoulade'...or even ask for some...or one...or whatever the appropriate measurement is.
Posted by: WTP | July 09, 2022 at 00:08
Fried green tomatoes is what you do with the end of season green tomatoes from your garden. Only way you can use them.
Posted by: ccscientist | July 09, 2022 at 00:22
...'splain to our local scotts-irish culinary artistes...
I stand corrected, Scotch-Irish cuisine is indeed famous for ranch dressing, especially up there in Possum Holler. My favorite is ranch and mayo on Wonder Bread.
Now do anyplace that makes even vaguely Cajun seafood, shrimp, crawfish, alligator, or even the crabcakes you can get over there to Helen. Of course that is a big city 20 miles from the border, so they are mighty fancy way down there. Why, I reckon thy might have it over to the metropolis of Blue Ridge too.
You need to get out more, expand your horizons, as it were.
Posted by: Farnsworth M Muldoon | July 09, 2022 at 00:52
Only way you can use them.
Yeah, but the mirror. You left out the part about standing over a mirror, sans panties, and gazing into your ladyparts. I was told that was important somehow.
Posted by: WTP | July 09, 2022 at 00:55
Possum Holler.
You mean Scorpion Holler? That's over the mountain and around the bend a bit. Don't know Possum Holler, though we did used to do the Possum Drop up over the state line in Brasstown. That was until you over educated busy bodies got your knickers in a snit over it and we had to stop. Stop talking about it, that is.
As for Helen, yes, near Scorpion Holler but full of tourists. The only thing to do there is grab a good German meal, down a few brewskis and GTHO. If you've been to Blue Ridge in the last three or four years, it's pretty much the same. Sad to say. But there is a good bit to enjoy in other towns closer by. I am quite partial to the name but the food is good as well at Shoebootie's Cafe.
Posted by: WTP | July 09, 2022 at 01:05
BTW, you mention Cajun in Helen, which is essentially a German/Swiss theme park but if you like Cajun and similar and you're in the area of nearby Clarksville, like the nowhere area outside of Clarksville, not that Clarksville is anywhere itself, there is a Cajun-ish restaurant and campground with very good food called Bleu Canoe that I recommend. Don't get lost though. And if you do, don't be tempted to follow the sound ofthe banjos...
Posted by: WTP | July 09, 2022 at 01:19
Talented immigrant who just wants to work hard, brings prestige to her adopted country, yet has journalists from what we assume are rabble-rousing tabloid newspapers demanding to know where she's really from, questioning the true loyalties in her heart, and representing in a sinister light her connections and commitments in the old country.
Posted by: paulo | July 09, 2022 at 01:24
Careful what you holler in the holler or it might change the map.
Posted by: Squires | July 09, 2022 at 01:26
Careful what you holler in the holler or it might change the map.
Posted by: Squires | July 09, 2022 at 01:26
I've known a handful of women who taught elementary school for years and since they spend virtually all their time interacting with children they do eventually adopt a somewhat childlike persona. But it takes them years to get to that point, especially if they have any adults in their social network.
I used to work on the phone with members of the NEA (largest US 'educator' union).
It didn't take long to be able to guess with high accuracy the grade level at which any given caller taught. The office consensus was that public school teachers adopt over time (or start out with) the mentality and maturity of one grade level above the one they teach.
Posted by: Alsos | July 09, 2022 at 01:50
BTW, you mention Cajun in Helen...
I didn't, I mentioned "vaguely Cajun seafood" and crabcakes (which aren't Cajun) in Helen. I know Helen is vaguely Teutonic, however, having friends who live near Dahlonega, have been there more than once and there is a Southernish joint there.
...there is a Cajun-ish restaurant and campground with very good food called Bleu Canoe that I recommend.
Do you also recommend their "Shrimp Remoulade (GF).....................................$14(1/2lb) $24(1lb)"?
It's like my granddad Muldoon used to say, "Son" (he called everyone younger son, even the girls, he was just ahead of his time) "you can always tell a transplant to the South, you just can't tell them anything".
Posted by: Farnsworth M Muldoon | July 09, 2022 at 02:04
I've known a handful of women who taught elementary school for years and since they spend virtually all their time interacting with children they do eventually adopt a somewhat childlike persona.
Do you have analogous observations about social workers and similar professions?
Posted by: pst314 | July 09, 2022 at 02:35
What a treasure house of information our beloved host provides. Ask a simple question about the nature of fried pickles and it stirs a flood of gustatory, culinary, geographic and folkways lore. Happiness might be fried pickles...
Posted by: asiaseen | July 09, 2022 at 02:38
Perhaps the barkeep might consider adding fried pickles to the snack menu?
Posted by: asiaseen | July 09, 2022 at 02:40
“Oh no. Whatever will we do?”
Because the EU “Parliament” doesn't have anything better to do. Seriously. It really doesn't.
“Overgrown brats in need of belated spanking.”
“Okay ladies an' gents, closing time!”
“But we're glued to the wall.”
”Worl... you're in a bit of a pickle then, ain'cha? Lights out an' doors locked in ten minutes. See yer in the morning.”
Posted by: Sam Duncan | July 09, 2022 at 02:45
you're in a bit of a pickle then, ain'cha? Lights out an' doors locked in ten minutes. See yer in the morning
If only...
Posted by: asiaseen | July 09, 2022 at 03:24
@WTP
You forgot to mention this about Brasstown Possum Drop...
The festivities included a contest with local men dressed as women to compete for the title "Miss Possum Queen"
Posted by: asiaseen | July 09, 2022 at 03:29
Perhaps the barkeep might consider adding fried pickles to the snack menu?
You're going to have to catch it first.
The festivities included a contest with local men dressed as women to compete for the title "Miss Possum Queen"
I think I saw that in a Pogo cartoon.
Posted by: Steve E | July 09, 2022 at 06:11
Paulo:
"Rabble-rousing tabloid newspapers"
Did I hear wrong? Wasn't the first question on the subject from the New York Times?
I mean, just what are you implying, my good sir?
Posted by: Fred the Fourth | July 09, 2022 at 07:27
Love in the time of cholera? (safe for work)
Posted by: Nikw211 | July 09, 2022 at 08:57
Love in the time of cholera?
Well, ain’t that just lovely.
Posted by: David | July 09, 2022 at 10:32
Wasn't the first question on the subject from the New York Times?
Perhaps at the next White House press conference the NYT could ask if from now on the presidents son will only be utilising hookers from acceptable countries.
They could also suggest, in an editorial, that the representative of California’s 15th district should also exercise more discretion.
Posted by: John | July 09, 2022 at 10:39
Joe Biden's worsening dementia
When I first heard the story of the 10-year-old, I had my doubts as to its veracity and still do. In the original story, no name is given and that is understandable but it derives from one doctor saying she got an "out of state" phone call from the child's doctor, asking for the abortion. Now, why would a doctor possibly violate HIPAA rules with a discussion of a minor patient's condition and furthermore, open the child and her family to media attention? Which is also suspect in that it didn't happen, right? For a story as lurid as this one would expect to see a circus with someone like Gloria Allred in the middle of it, screeching for justice. And who impregnated a 10-year-old? That doesn't seem to be anyone's concern.
No, coming so soon on the heels of the Dobbs decision, the media being content to just repeat the high level story, and it just being too pat, it lacks indicia of reliability.
But maybe I'm just cynical.
Posted by: Stephanie Richer | July 09, 2022 at 10:50
I think I saw that in a Pogo cartoon.
Fantagraphics is republishing all the Pogo newspaper cartoons, in what will eventually be 12 volumes. The first 7 volumes are out, with the 8th due this October (production and shipping delayed due to COVID.)
Posted by: pst314 | July 09, 2022 at 12:51
Because the EU “Parliament” doesn't have anything better to do. Seriously. It really doesn't.
I have seen remarks that, when the EU breaks up, the amount of graft and corruption which will come to light will be breathtaking.
Posted by: pst314 | July 09, 2022 at 12:55
I have seen remarks that, when the EU breaks up, the amount of graft and corruption which will come to light will be breathtaking.
But who will oversee the 454 laws regarding towels?
Posted by: David | July 09, 2022 at 13:44
Well 454 is exactly how many of their commie "gram" units there are in a proper pound, so it all makes sense doesn't it? People will complain about anything.
Posted by: WTP | July 09, 2022 at 14:13
Well, ain’t that just lovely.
I fervently hope it doesn't catch on.
Posted by: Nikw211 | July 09, 2022 at 14:41
In unrelated goings on, Kemi Badenoch would be my preferred candidate over all the others that have so far thrown their hats in the ring to become the next Prime Minister.
Posted by: Nikw211 | July 09, 2022 at 14:45
But maybe I'm just cynical.
No, you are not, ignoring the fact that a pregnant 10 year old is a medical rarity and particularly so in the US. Though a doc calling a doc in another state to consult or refer is not uncommon, you are correct, blabbing it all over the news is. Merely saying "ZOMG I got a referral for an abortion for a 10 year old" is not a HIPAA violation because there is no PII associated, you are correct it would be the minute the "media" figured out who it was.
One can wade through Ohio law (where this allegedly took place) and though §2919.192 discusses "fetal heartbeat", abortion after detection is still legal subject to various conditions, and though there is no specific listed exceptions for rape or incest, any doctor who wanted to could make the case that a pregnant 10 year old falls under §2919.193 (B) as there are higher rates of complications at either end of the fertility age curve.
Last of all, a trip from Ohio to Indiana or any of the other four surrounding states (or nearby Canada) is not exactly a remarkable or newsworthy event. OK, maybe if they were planning on walking from Toledo to Gary, but - wild guess here - don't think that has happened lately.
Throwing the BS flag is not at all unreasonable, particularly when this same crew is trying to claim emergency treatment of ectopic pregnancies and miscarriages will be "banned".
Posted by: Farnsworth M Muldoon | July 09, 2022 at 15:07
Speaking of BS, if you recall there was a widely published story about a ginormous Russian General pulled out of retirement that proved the Russkis were on their last legs.
I'm sure the corrections will get the same coverage. (I crack me up)
Posted by: Farnsworth M Muldoon | July 09, 2022 at 15:30
Top class detective work there.
Once upon a time there was a word for it. Journalism.
Posted by: John | July 09, 2022 at 16:20
"Journalism"--these days, what they check is if a story fits the narrative. That is all they check.
Posted by: ccscientist | July 09, 2022 at 17:45
“In unrelated goings on, Kemi Badenoch would be my preferred candidate over all the others that have so far thrown their hats in the ring to become the next Prime Minister.”
She does seem the best of the bunch. I don't know how sound she is on the green nonsense or the “Online Harms” Bill, but I can't see anyone better.
Plus, although it's no reason to elect her, the sound of Lefty heads exploding would be delicious. I can't wait to deflect every criticism of government policy with accusations of racism and sexism...
Posted by: Sam Duncan | July 09, 2022 at 17:55
She seems stable.
Posted by: pst314 | July 09, 2022 at 21:08
She seems stable
My first impression of her t-shirt logo was that it was that maybe the "orch-" prefix was related to removing white men's testicles. Not so - ORCHESIS is the art of dancing in the Greek chorus.
Her understanding of genetics needs some revision, too.
Posted by: asiaseen | July 09, 2022 at 21:23
My proofreading skills also need revision.
Posted by: asiaseen | July 09, 2022 at 21:26
she seems stable: it was easier to feel sorry for nutso people before they broadcast their beliefs all over the interwebs and lectured us normies.
Oh, and sleeping with someone whose goal is racial domination--sounds like fun
Posted by: ccscientist | July 09, 2022 at 21:28
She seems stable
A career in a certain industry beckons where Asian girls only ever seem to have sex with black men.
(Or so I’ve been told).
Posted by: John | July 10, 2022 at 11:24
@John
I'm given to understand there is a wealth of similar opportunities for white girls.
Black Men Matter
Posted by: asiaseen | July 10, 2022 at 13:22
I'm given to understand there is a wealth of similar opportunities for white girls.
Particularly redheads, for reasons which escape me.
Posted by: Uma Thurmond's Feet | July 10, 2022 at 13:59
Something to keep in mind when using logic and reason to combat the left. Anything is a 'fact' if it is repeated often enough. The WaPo essentially says so.
https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/megan-fox/2022/07/09/washington-post-late-to-the-party-on-fact-checking-poorly-sourced-10-year-old-rape-victim-abortion-tale-but-proves-us-right-n1611679
Posted by: WTP | July 10, 2022 at 15:18
Carjacking report gives color of gun but not of carjacker.
Posted by: pst314 | July 10, 2022 at 16:51
Meanwhile, neurotic narcissist and OnlyFans training set.
Retail Experience #5873, with an unexpected outcome.
Posted by: Farnsworth M Muldoon | July 10, 2022 at 17:53
Retail Experience #5897, with added insult from the district attorney.
Posted by: pst314 | July 10, 2022 at 18:17
“Mr. Watson! Come here, I want you!”
Posted by: Sam Duncan | July 10, 2022 at 18:43
This just in, turns out it's all just "vile hogwash". Nothing to worry about nor see. Just like 30 years ago.
https://www.facebook.com/1429253408/posts/pfbid0Ypr6Df9Hmq9g7sdNtWNWam2cWkKeb5kbjRTjJuHR11RKT8FaVp3m3p9MRCeebSExl/Posted by: WTP | July 10, 2022 at 20:16
"vile hogwash"--if DIE and sexualized curricula are not present in every school, that doesn't prove that there is no problem. If it is present anywhere, that is wrong. And we know for a fact that it is, and not that rarely.
Posted by: ccscientist | July 10, 2022 at 22:28
Finally, cartoon justice.
Posted by: Farnsworth M Muldoon | July 10, 2022 at 22:30
And we know for a fact that it is, and not that rarely.
I've been in arguments before with these kind of gaslighters. You can give lists of examples, links to actual school mission statements and videos of teacher training. You can point to changes in medical or academic literature for "inclusive language" that bans "gendered" words like man, woman, mother, father, sister, brother ... right down to tut-tutting "pregnant women" and "breastfeeding" as problematic language.
And all I get is an answer is "show me the studies that this is a widespread problem rather than far-right conspiracy mongering". Along with condescending demands that I "calm down."
The latest being how DARE women request female doctors or female providers to give them intimate care. Such requests are disgusting and psychotic.
I am DONE with this equine excrement. I want the whole concept of "gender-identity" stripped from all legal standing. F*** these LARPers.
Posted by: Darleen | July 10, 2022 at 23:21