For those who missed it in the comments, behold Guardian World, where all things are possible:
The Guardian champions Teen Vogue:
Orwell & Goode:
That is all.
In one year, Teen Vogue’s readership has nearly halved. Less than 5% of their audience consists of actual teenagers.
From the archives, this:
And in the Financial Times:
When the foremost printed organ of the British left publishes so many of these things, week after week, that they’re collected and circulated as works of minor surrealism, and are then mistaken for spiteful parodies by the paper’s own contributors, this may not be an ideal business model.
Via sk60. Readers are welcome to suggest variations of their own.